Date Posted: August 13, 2010 - 2:12 am by: Paris
Categories: Mischa Barton

When Mischa Barton isn’t smoking joints in parking lots or in various clubs that lets cellulite monsters inside, you can be certain that she’s smoking joints on a yacht in St. Tropez! I thought this hoe was already dead but anyway seeing her dangerous living-life-on-the-gutter-and-sometimes-fast-lane, it won’t be long ‘til she’s fit to star in a Courtney Love movie if some idiot decides to make one.

Well maybe scratch that, Taylor Momsen might cut a bitch for that role. But anywhore, some brilliant dick posted a pic of Mischa Barton smoking a joint and here are the stolen shots. While I should be scandalized with these pics, forget that. Why are the other girls in these pics doesn’t have a damn face! Or am I too stoned??

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Date Posted: February 19, 2010 - 3:00 am by: Paris
Categories: Mischa Barton

After being photographed smoking weed just a few days ago, Mischa Barton attempts to divert everyone’s attention by getting a makeover. Mischa went blonde this time and went for the clean look. I bet she’s trying to get a job again. This has been her tradition already, dye her hair then guest in a television show, then screw up, then screw up some more, then clean up, then dye her hair, then… Yeah well, that’s it. It’s a cycle.

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Date Posted: February 17, 2010 - 3:00 am by: Paris
Categories: Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton was arrested for DUI a few times in the past and she just never learns. Or she just doesn’t care anymore, especially her career is going nowhere as of now. So yesterday, the actress was driving around LA in her convertible, while puffing on a joint. Yes, out in the open. Perhaps she’s just waiting to be arrested at that point, but she got lucky. Or not. So, we all could pretty much guess where this is going. Mischa meltdown, baby!

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Date Posted: January 21, 2010 - 12:58 am by: Paris
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As I have mentioned earlier this week, Mischa Barton landed a guest role on Law and Order, as a pregnant hooker with purple leggings. It was a small role for Mischa, who previously had a lead role in two TV shows, The OC and The Beautiful Life. But the actress screwed up on the set of Law and Order, and turned the shoot into a 10 hour day. Reports say she had only seven lines, but she kept on messing up and forgetting them.

Well, what can you expect from someone who just came out of a psychiatric hospital? Even Britney Spears keeps on going back to being crazy sometimes.

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Date Posted: January 18, 2010 - 10:24 pm by: Paris
Categories: Mischa Barton

Let’s congratulate Mischa Barton, she has finally landed a job! Mischa plays a lollipop-sucking hooker in Law and Order, her first gig after the sudden cancellation of her show The Beautiful Life just after two episodes due to poor ratings. The OC’s wild child walked the streets of New York yesterday in prostitute outfit (which resembles her own wardrobe choices, by the way) on the set of the said drama series.

Even though she stated in some interview that “That whole world of network TV probably isn’t, for me, a good idea right now. I need to start reading for more serious roles.” But guess she really need not be choosy these days with the roles given to her because there aren’t many of them. Seems like producers can’t take her seriously and will only book her for hooker roles ’cause of her numerous nip slips!

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Date Posted: September 28, 2009 - 3:13 am by: Paris
Categories: Mischa Barton

After just two episodes, The Beautiful Life got the axe from the CW network after it’s poor performance on the ratings. So this also means that producer Ashton Kutcher just wasted time, effort, and money on the cancelled show. And that Mischa Barton might be admitted to the psych ward again, now that she’s unemployed, again. This time she can’t blame it on her tooth!

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Date Posted: September 14, 2009 - 11:13 pm by: Paris
Categories: Mischa Barton

Look who’s getting hotter each day! Mischa Barton attended the Herve Leger Spring 2010 Fashion Show last Sept 13 in a black tight dress, revealing a very healthy cleavage. And she looks so damn hot. She must have had an epiphany during her 5150 days, or she accidentally looked at herself as soon as she woke up from an all-nighter booze party and didn’t like what she saw.

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Date Posted: September 12, 2009 - 12:11 pm by: Paris
Categories: Mischa Barton

Here’s a surprisingly sober Mischa Barton looking hot and stunning in a photoshoot done in Soho days ago. Could it be that she’s really shaping up for real? No more booze, no more coke? No more DUIs? Well, I doubt it. It’s Mischa Barton we’re talking about, guys.

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Date Posted: August 28, 2009 - 3:23 am by: Paris
Categories: Mischa Barton

People Magazine recently interviewed The Beautiful Life actress Mischa Barton about her 5150 incident last month. If you remember, Mischa did a Britney Spears by being admitted to a psychiatric ward due to a possible mental breakdown.

And the reason why she was hospitalized? Her tooth. Mischa explains that the hospitalization was that she wasn’t able to handle all the stress and pressures from her commitments especially that she had her wisdom tooth removed. She said, “It was like a perfect storm, like everything was happening to me at once. The show, travel and then this fairly routine surgery that went wrong—it’s still just healing. But I had to get through it without proper painkillers because I couldn’t take those during work. So it’s been a nightmare.

Right. Your lie sounds so lame, Mischa. I could come up with a better one, you should have asked me. Oh well, let’s wait what she’ll say next time she got 5150d again. Boo.

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Date Posted: August 13, 2009 - 3:46 am by: Paris
Categories: Mischa Barton

After doing a Britney Spears, or in other words getting a 5150 treatment, Mischa Barton goes back to work on the set of the CW show, The Beautiful Life. If you remember, just a few weeks ago, Mischa was admitted to a psych ward for “being a threat to others or to herself”. Good thing she wasted no time and got herself back together just in time before the show’s producers kicked her out.

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