Montana Fishburne aka Chippy-D in the porn world apparently took her stretchmarked titties to an inpatient facility in Southern California. Sources say she’s checked in for anger issues and possibly mental illness too.
TMZ says, ‘We’re told the facility is in Southern California and Montana will be there at least 30 days. Sources say part of Montana’s stay will be devoted to anger issues, but she’ll also undergo diagnostic tests to determine if there are underlying behavioral or mental issues.’
Hmmm…so anger issues and mental problems huh. And a career in porn you say? Daughter of a high-profile actor too? Well dear, it sounds like you’re on the right track to Hollywood!
And now, more news from the Fishburne household. Because no one wants a whore for a daughter (unless of course if your name is Woody Allen) Morpheus has officially cut off her pornstar daughter Montana completely after going all out in her career as Chippy D for Vivid Entertainment. Montana told TMZ that the last time she heard from her dad he told her he wan’t going to speak to her until she turns her life around adding, “You used your last name. No one uses their real name in porn”.
While I 100% agree on Morpheus’ point about pornstars shouldn’t use their real name, it’s not like any of that even matters. People forget who you are anyway once you’re in that school teacher uniform. In her case, Laurence Fishburne’s daughter. Does that ring any be—woooooooooooah there Nelly! *wipes jizz off keyboard*
While some daughters try to make their parents proud by studying to be a doctor, or preparing to be a beauty pageant or be the first woman to be on the moon, Montana Fishburne had something else in mind. Because what better way to make your father want to put a shotgun in his mouth than getting a career in the porn industry behind his back?
That’s what Laurence Fishburne aka Morpheus in Matrix is probably wanting to do right now after learning that her daughter Montana Fishburne is an aspiring pornstar who goes by the screen name Chippy D. Asked about what his dad thinks during an interview the ebony chick said, “[My dad] is very upset. I heard that he’s mad at me but I haven’t spoken to him yet. I feel pretty confident that I can work things out with him.” I’m not sure but I think she may have been dropped on her head when she was a baby because she also added, “I think he wants to support me in everything I do, and though he sees this now as a negative, I believe in time he will view it as a positive.” While I think this is a big bowl of WTF, after being spoon-fed with news about Mel Gibson, Dina and Michael Loham, this is the closest to good news we got about parenting today.