When the pictures came out a few months ago of Nadya Suleman slash Octomom in a bikini at the beach looking like an anorexic whale with a gay dude’s sore asshole as lips, we’ve all had our laughs. Well, it looks like we’re in for another set of guffaws but this time prepare to be accompanied with a feeling of digust and possibly of horror too because Vivid is once again offering her a shit ton of money for a 1-hr scene of porn. Since Octomom’s house is currently facing foreclosure and sources say she also might go on welfare, it’s possible Octomom just might take the deal. Vivid founder Steven Hirch wrote in a letter to Octomom:
“We have an easy and ready solution for you to relieve yourself of this financial problem. We are offering you the opportunity to perform in one scene, for one hour in one of our movies and we will pay you up to $500,000.
“We can arrange for this to happen quickly so that you will get paid in advance of your October deadline. We urge you to give our offer serious consideration. We will work closely with you in planning your scene to make this an enjoyable experience for you.”
I’m not sure how many sick fucks would be watching this comedy-horror porn film but the only way you could make me see this fuckery is if this shit’s in a Nat Geo documentary.