Well apparently even real masculine-looking guys who gets to bang the hottest chick on the planet still stray away from the jugs to go fantasize aover A-lister actors’ dicks. I’m talking about Penelope Cruz’s long-time fiancée, award-winning actor Javier Bardem’s man-crush for Brad Pitt. He said in an interview with Elle that he thinks Brad Pitt’s beauty is desirable and his ‘physicality is so amazing to see’. Basically, Javier is implying that he finds Brad’s body as tasty as a burrito with red hot chili salsa.
I don’t know about you but after reading the interview, I sense Tom Cruise is already in the works writing a Brokeback Mountain 2 script using a pen attached to his asshole. But seriously, I’m not sure where these homo-erotic comments of Javier are coming from but the only way I could approve of a Javier Bardem-Brad Pitt sextape is if Penelope Cruz is also in it.
Well that’s two heartbreaks in a year for me! First it was Megan Fox who tied the knot with Brian Austin Green. Now it’s my latina goddess Penelope Cruz who got hitched over the weekend with long-time boyfriend Javier Bardem. Damnit. Well I kinda think Javier’s pretty badass and he could kill me with his husky Spanish accent so I’ll let them be.
Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem have always kept their romance under the radar – and their intimate wedding was equally low-profile. Cruz, 36, and Javier Bardem, 41, exchanged vows in front of family members during a small, private ceremony held at a friend’s home in the Bahamas earlier this month, her rep confirms to PEOPLE. The bride wore a gown designed by designer John Galliano, a longtime friend of the actress.
Now if that was Tom Cruise though…it would be a different story. Let’s just say I may still end up motorboating Penelope Cruz tits.
Penelope Cruz was in a beach in Brazil yesterday with her boyfriend Javier Bardem, and she was looking really tasty in her string bikini. The couple couldn’t get their hands off each other as they took to the beach what they did in their hotel room; they were caught making out and grabbing each other’s ass out in the open. Now if only Javier took the next level and fondled Penelope’s tits instead…
Penelope Cruz continues to be the image model for the Spanish clothing line Mango as they release these ads for their Spring/Summer 2009 collection. She and her sister are the faces and bodies of the brand, and I believe they design some of the pieces as well. It’s shaping up to be a great year for Penelope. After winning an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress this year, she’s set to star in the musical Nine, voiced a hamster secret agent in G-Force, and just might add a Best Actress Oscar next year for her buzz-worthy Spanish flick Broken Embraces.
Recent Oscar winner Penelope Cruz is one of the most photographed women in the world. So it’s no surprise that renowned photographer Ellen Von Unwerth would choose her as a subject. Ellen specializes in amping up the sensuality in her subjects, but keeps it looking edgy and raw (as you can see in these Emma Watson pics). So enjoy these ultra hot pics and check out her next film Elegy where she’s got some pretty steamy nude scenes.
Yes, yes, it’s an honor just to be nominated. But Penelope Cruz really wants to win at this month’s Oscar Awards. After a triumphant night at the Goya Awards where she won for her Academy Award-nominated role in Vicky Christina Barcelona, she’s starting to get a taste for trophy victory. But oddsmakers and Oscar experts are placing her fourth as a possible winner, the frontrunner being Viola Davis for Doubt. But hey, we’ll never know until February 22, right?
Hollywood’s hottest celebrities attend the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel last night. Here are some pictures taken during the red carpet arrivals of the beautiful celebs. Included are my favorites Megan Fox, Kate Beckinsale and Angelina Jolie as well as new favorite celeb Olivia Wilde, MILF Brooke Burke, hottie Anne Hathaway, barely legal Miley Cyrus, busty Salma Hayek, sweetie Vanessa Hudgens, sultry Eva Longoria-Parker, gorgeous Demi Moore, sexy Penelope Cruz and blonde beauty Elizabeth Banks. Enjoy the pics.
Penelope Cruz almost gave us a nipple slip in the picture above. Too bad nothing like that happened. Here she is having fun in the ocean and barely containing her full breasts in that tiny bikini top. She shouldn’t have gone to the trouble of covering up her big breasts and constantly adjusting her bikini. Check out the pictures below.
As I’ve said, Penelope should have went topless just like before when paparazzi caught her sunning her beautiful breasts. Oh well, we just have to wait because sooner or later she’s gonna be baring her bosom for the world to see.
Too bad the subject of today’s upskirt pics aren’t Penelope Cruz but her sister, Monica. Anyway, the two are like peas in a pod. Well, almost. Of course, Penelope is way hotter than her sister. That’s why she’s the movie star in the family and not Monica. But Monica is good-looking too. Plus, Latinas are renowned all over the world for their luscious lips and voluptuous curves and for sure she’s sexy underneath that dress. After all, she shares the same genes with Penelope.