Apparently, Playboy is now trying to regain their senses by offering the the cocoa Pop-singer goddess Rihanna to show her naked bits in their magazine but unfortunately for us, she’s turned down offers after offers despite the fact that everybody has seen her leaked naked pics in the past. Via Popeater:
“I got a few offers to do Playboy actually. They want to pay [me] to be naked on the cover,” she said. “If I’m gonna take my clothes off, it has to be in a classy way and my will, not a check. I wouldn’t take any money to do that.”
Well this blows. I was looking forward to seeing Rihanna’s chumbawambas in Playboy but I don’t think it will ever happen in a million years. Playboy and classy just don’t mix together. I guess we just have to deal with the likes of J-Woww and Snooki for the meantime…or not!
Take it from Rihanna to show you the right way to fuck up both a language and her tattoo. The R&B icon got her latest tat over the weekend with the words “rebelle fleur” on her neck but some cunning linguists over at PopEater is saying the tattoo is an epic fail, just like the one Hayden Panettiere had on her ribs.
Basically, what Rihanna wanted was the words ‘rebel flower’ translated in French but as some source said, ‘adjectives typically follow the nouns they modify. To translate as “rebel flower,” which we assume is what she intended, that tattoo should read “fleur rebelle”. I mean ofcourse she would fuck that shit up. We’re talking about someone who asked for a mushroom haircut from her stylist and had it dyed engine fuckin’ red. This bitch is all kinds of fail!
Or whatever that is.
Rihanna performed for the Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam in this ridiculous but nonetheless hot outfit, showing off interesting body parts, and grabbing her crotch. Well, what can I say? This sexy singer sure knows how to give a good show. But the rest of us would have appreciated it much better if Rihanna went naked at one point or another on the show, right?
What’s the best way to send out a message to the world that you two lovers are serious about each other? Watch an NBA game together. Well, that’s what Rihanna and her new boyfriend Matt Kemp did as they were spotted not making out, but watching a game between the Cleveland Cavalliers and the LA Clippers together last January 16. The couple looks like they couldn’t contain their happiness they were all-smiles during the event. Well, I know why Matt Kemp’s extremely happy, because he gets to hit this every night!
I think it’s safe to definitely conclude that Rihanna’s over Chris Brown for real, now that we’ve confirmed that she’s been hooking up with L.A Dodger Matt Kemp, as seen in their pics taken from their vacation in Cabo, Mexico. Especially when he’s giving the paparazzis a great view of him squeezing Rihanna’s ass with a naughty grin on his smug face.
Enjoying it much, buddy? Yeah, we can tell.
There were always rumors even before of Jessica Biel’s and Justin Timberlake’s break-up, after three years of being together. But always, and it never fails, that as soon as the reports hit the news stands, JB and JT are photographed holding hands the day after. So what happens after is that it would turn out that whoever made the break-up story is a lying bitch who is lusting over JT but JT never returns the favor. (Sounds like Lindsay Lohan, hmmm.)
And now, it happened again: Star reports that Justin dumped Jessica for a third party, who they say is Rihanna. But a day later, the couple were seen out and about together (see photos). This twist and turn of events confuse me. So what’s the real score between these two? I say, BREAK UP ALREADY. Judging from the looks on their faces from these photos, I think they already hate each other now but choose to stay together because… Who the hell knows?
Yeah, that’s true. Rihanna and Justin Timberlake are teaming up as a couple… for Rihanna’s new album, that is. The former N’Sync member will be producing Rihanna’s new album. Justin even promised the album to be “a little more grown up” with “some edge to it.” Could the album be as edgy as Rihanna’s fashion style? Only time will tell! Anyway, here are pics Rihanna leaving Philippe Chow resto looking like her usual edgy self.
Rihanna once again unleashed her Disturbia-fierce look as she takes the cover of the September 2009 issue of Italian Vogue. I think Rihanna’s hot, but this shot of hers looks disturbing, right–and not in a good way.
As the police continue to build a case against Cris Brown, Rihanna seems to be dancing her troubles away in Barbados for the past week now. But clearly troubles are waiting for her in the US where police have now officially issued an investigation over the leaked police photo of the singer’s bruised and battered face. Defense lawyers are looking into possible police misconduct over the illegal acuisition by TMZ of the shocking pics which pretty much fueled the clamor for Brown’s arrest despite Rihanna’s desire to “let the whole thing go”. Now there’s no turning back and Cris Brown may face up to five years in prison if convited.
If you’ve noticed, I haven’t really posted anything on Rihanna and the whole bidness with her and Chris Brown. I just didn’t wanna jump on the bandwagon. But this shiz is really exploitative. The organization Do Something has just released a PSA where they show a re-enactment of the alleged fight between the two pop singers based on police testimony. While I get the whole idea of it, it just seems a bit crass riding on the coattails of a frightening and brutal event. Sure, battered women is frightening and brutal, but it seems like it would take a celebrity incident to happen for things like this to come out. I would rather they used real stories from ordinary people to bring this issue to light instead on capitalizing on the whole tabloid nature of the incident. There. That’s my two cents on this whole thing.