Guess what? Scarlett Johansson’s ass is back in the market fellas! Not sure if it’s because of a third party but if it had been, I would like to imagine it’s because of me. Are you kidding me? I’ve fantasized this chick more than anyone in Hollywhore! Yep, even more than Jessica Alba! Nobody brings the tits like she does! Via Superficial:
“The source explains that Iron Man 2 star Johansson initiated the split. At issue? “The big problem with their relationship is the distance,” says the source. “They spent a lot of time apart when they are working…She’s been unhappy for a while.”
…and John Mayer creeping infront of Scarlett Johansson’s balcony serenading his way into her panties in 3…2…1…
Scarlett Johansson better watch her back because not all people who gives hear the pearly whites are into motorboating her funbags wanting to be BFFs with her. Some of them are actually sneakier than a fart in an elevator and I’m talking about Blake Lively. NYDN is saying that the Gossip Girl starlet has been trying to snatch away Scarlett’s role in the upcoming movie Gravity by talking to the movie’s director, Alfonso Cuaron behind her back. I mean in her defense, what self-respecting famewhore wouldn’t pull that stunt once in her lifetime, right?
Anyway, the sources are saying that when she heard that Scarlett Johansson’s tits has verbally agreed to be one of the leads in the sci-fi survival flick, it was Blake’s cue to peddle the vajayjay to the director for the role. Unlucky for her, her knockers weren’t that big enough so Cuaron gave her the NO. These are the times I wish I was in somebody else’s shoes. Alfonso, man, where is your creativity? If it was all up to me, they’d be trying to beat each other for that role, in a mud wrestling competition—topless!
Here’s Ryan Reynold’s wife, the gorgeous Scarlett Johansson on the cover for Glamour Magazine for it’s November 2009 issue. Check out the thumbs for her pics with singer Pete Yorn, also from a photoshoot with Glamour.
Still rockin’ the dark ‘do, Scarlett Johansson is on the cover of an upcoming Elle France issue looking sexy as heck. Filming for Iron Man 2 is already in full swing, and although reports of an on-set cold war between her and Gwyneth Paltrow have sorta died down, it’s interesting that neither party took steps to release a statement on the validity of the rumor. Which leads me to believe one thing – it must be true. Or maybe they were just trying to create buzz on the project. As if they need to do that. This movie is sure to be the biggets movie of 2010 – on-set catfights or not.
Is Scarlett Johansson replacing Penelope Cruz as the face and body of Spanish fashion line Mango? Here she is doing a photo shoot for the trendy line all sexy and hot, as she always does. Maybe it’s a tandem thing for ScarJo and Penelope. Since they starred in that Woody Allen movie together, maybe it gave the ad people for Mango a few ideas. I wonder if the ads will go as far as re-create the steamy make-out session between the two hot chicks that happened in the movie. ‘Cause that would make for a very hot ad campaign.
Scarlett Johansson continues to be Dolce and Gabbana’s bitch by attending yet another event for the fashion house. This time, it’s their showing at Milan fashion week where she outshone the other Hollywood celebs there. Hey, she’s the one with the exclusive modeling contract with them. I’m sure the design duo are pretty psyched at ScarJo’s drastic weight loss, something she did to fit into the condom she’ll be passing off as a costume playing the villain Black Widow in the Iron Man sequel which she’s currently prepping for. Now, she’ll be able to fit the sample sizes (which are from zero to two) and not have to take them out for her shoots.
Scarlett Johansson is the face of Dolce and Gabbana cosmetics, and has been touring to promote the line. But what people really want to know is if she’s really going to appear as Natasha Romanoff a.k.a. Black Widow in the Iron Man sequel. Well, she’s keeping tight-lipped on that one, but Scarlett in a kick-ass action movie isn’t entirely out of the realm of possibility. It’s been announced that she’ll star in Amazon about a “gladiatrix who exacts vengeance on an army that destroyed her homeland”. Hmm… I wonder if this going in the way of Gladiator or 300. Either way, Scarlett as a “gladiatrix”? Me likey!
This time, Scarlett Johansson takes her turn getting photographed at the red carpet. She’s wearing an upgrade of Eva’s dress from my previous post. At least Scarlett is showing a little bit of cleavage. Damn, what happened to these sexy chicks? Really, I think something happened on the set of this film to turn these formerly hot actresses into the “conservative” ladies we’re seeing right now.
Try as she might, Scarlett Johansson can’t make herself ugly. It’s just not possible. Here are some sexy behind-the-scenes shots from her Cosmopolitan photo shoot.
Three gorgeous actresses in one post. Paz Vega, Scarlett Johansson and Eva Mendes attended a photocall for The Spirit at the Santo Mauro Hotel yesterday in Madrid, Spain. Too bad they decided to dress like old ladies for this one. It would have been great if they wore skimpy outfits. That would have been a great promotional gimmick for the movie. The Spirit would easily beat Twilight’s earnings in its opening night if they did that because I’m sure there are a lot more perverts in this world than screaming tweens.