Date Posted: August 11, 2010 - 12:33 am by: Paris
Categories: Shaquille O' Neil

Ever wonder what Shaquille O’Neal does in his free time when he’s not in the court smashing a dunk in somebody’s face? You can think of the craziest things but I bet your virginity you’ll never guess it, because who would’ve thought that a 7 foot tall black guy like Shaq is a detective who pretends to be a 12-year old girl to catch Internet sex predators? I know, all that is pretty hard to digest but it’s no movie. The shit is real and Shaq told Vanity Fair in his interview that he’s been doing it for 7 years now.

He tells Vanity Fair that he usually pretends to be an under-aged girl who’s name is Tanya keeping the internet convos for evidence. Shaq continues to say, “I play a little girl on the Internet. So whatever name I’m going by, that will probably be my catchphrase. If I’m Tanya, then it’ll be something like, “Tanya says hello.” And they’ll be like, “Tanya who?” And I’ll say, “You don’t know no Tanya, huh? I’m Tanya. Let’s go.” And that’s when the cuffs get slapped on you.” Kinda cool huh? Shaq’s always been okay in my book. So yeah, all you Pedo Bear advocates out there better watch out ‘coz that little girl you’ve  been having steamy nightly conversations with just might be a big black dude out to whoop your sick ass. Now if you guys excuse me…I have a plane to catch. *books airline ticket to Timbuktu before hammering laptop to pieces*

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