Does this really need a story? I mean the pictures speak for itself. Tara Reid in a bikini is Frankenstein’s bride. Whatever the hell happened to her on that surgery table under the hands of an escape patient from a mental institution who posed as a surgeon to fuck up Tara Reid’s tummy is none of my business. My business now is to go to China Town for some skinny roasted Peking duck coz these shots pretty much reminds me of it.
As we have reported a few months ago, Tara Reid was engaged and was set to marry her boyfriend Michael Axtmann this summer, specifically on May 22. But somehow, things have changed and the wedding isn’t pushing through anymore. Tara released a brief statement saying:
“Tara Reid has confirmed that she will not be moving forward with her May 22 nuptials.”
Well, I guess her ex-fiance woke up one morning to reality of Tara’s lopsided and assymetrical tits. Who could ever live with those, huh?
Tara Reid got engaged to her boyfriend Michael Axtmann, a web entrepreneur, on Monday. The couple is set to wed on summer this year, says her rep. The January Playboy covergirl says, “I’m happy with my life now and I’d like to keep it this way.”
Ugh. Apparently, someone has a fetish on bad boob jobs and bad fake tans.
At least this time, Tara Reid is covered up and not showing her deformed breasts. But wait, you can still make out her breasts through her short dress. Good thing she’s surrounded by hot bikini models showcasing her Mantra swimwear line in Athens. Plus, she’s not flaunting her stomach and the ugly scars from the botched surgeries she’s had before. I’m pretty sure there are still Tara Reid fans out there. I was one, before she decided to “enhance” her body. Anyway, check out the pics below.
Tara Reid has stated that she was hurt by all the nasty comments everyone made during her Miami vacation. Who wouldn’t say nasty things with these pics:
Anyway, People mag reports:
“Tara Reid has a message for anyone wishing to criticize her body: Enough already!
After unflattering bikini shots of her surfaced last week, Reid faced a barrage of Internet attacks aimed at her post-surgery figure. “I’ve been a media target for years now,” the actress, 33, tells PEOPLE. “It does hurt my feelings, but what can I do? I have to move on.”
Yet moving on has been difficult, especially because Reid has to live with the evidence of the past – the scars on her stomach from a 2004 liposuction surgery and subsequent reconstructive surgery in 2006. “They are my battle wounds,” she says of her “uneven” abs.”
The reason why people have been talking crap about Tara is because of her insistence in wearing bikinis that leaves nothing to the imagination. There’s a piece of swimwear called a “one-piece”, in case the actress didn’t know. I know it’s very unfortunate that Tara has those “battle wounds” but she said that she has to move on and moving on means accepting and living with the fact that her abs are a mess instead of flaunting them around like some mobile horror show.