A few days ago, Teri Hatcher decided to post a picture of herself on Facebook coming out of the shower with only a towel. Yep you heard that right, with only a towel. I got to admit when someone told me there’s Teri Hatcher bathroom pictures circling around the net, I was expecting to see some of boner-inducing shit, like maybe Teri Hatcher’s tits or something…until I remembered, this is 2010 fellas not 1980’s. So these pictures are doing more damage than good. If you’re wondering why she’s looking like a stray cat who was forced to bathe in the tub by its owner it’s because she wanted to tell the world that she’s not into botox unlike the regular attention whores you see on TV.
Moving along, she tells on her Fb that she just wanted to let the haters a little truth behind what we all know about beauty, adding, “”Did I every toy with fillers or Botox over the years? Yes. Tell me does this look Botoxed to you? Yes I am alone in my bathroom naked in a towel on behalf of women everywhere trying to make a point. Women YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.”
Geeze, all this fugly monstrosity just to prove a point? Well the reason why people want to sit their asses infront of tv is to take a break from looking at their fat ugly wives all day and at least get a decent boner out of it so no thanks, we don’t need another reason to put a gun in our heads and totally hate life. Teri H could’ve just posted a picture of a 60-day old cheese sandwhich and it would’ve had the same effect on my tummy.
So this is what Teri Hatcher does to keep her body toned and hot–changing clothes and stripping down to her panties in public. Oh, I mean competing in a Triathlon in Malibu, CA. Normally, people would scowl if women the same age as Teri strips off their clothes in public, but no complaints were made when the Desperate Housewives star did it. So I guess it means she’s hot.
Forgetting for a fact that she’s the most annoying actress on Desperate Housewives with rumors of on-set diva behavior that never seem to die, Teri Hatcher looks halfway decent in a bikini, doesn’t she? Well, provided she walks around with her face blurred like one of those anonymous testimonials in those expose programs. While she’s at it, alter that gratingly cackling witch-voice of hers and she’d be fine. On second thought, just be a torso. Then maybe I’d be interested. She’d be perfect to star in a remake of Boxing Helena, provided her head gets chopped off first.
In a last-ditch attempt at being young and relevant, Desperate Housewives witch Teri Hatcher attends the premiere of the tween-targeted Hannah Montana movie. So what is Teri doing here? Don’t ask me. It’s like RuPaul performing at the Super Bowl. Or R.Kelly singing at an all-girls catholic school. It’s just wrong. Just because Teri’s been in a couple of G-rated films (she was a villain in Spy Kids and voiced a character in this year’s Coraline) doesn’t mean she’s kid-friendly.