Date Posted: June 17, 2010 - 2:47 am by: Paris
Categories: Tiger Woods

Where can I get some pussay tonight?!

Geezus…these Tiger Woods rumors really won’t quit the bitch. Just as he won’t quit hunting for a cheap hooker with a loud mouth.  Some sources now say that Tiger Woods has a lovechild with one of his hookers named Devon James. She claims that she gave birth to their child back in 2001 after Tiger banged him together with another chick. This shit just keeps getting better..

NYDailyNews reports:

“She was 19 at the time, and she was attending a Christian school program” when they met, a source close to James told the Daily News.

“They immediately started a relationship,” the source said. “She became pregnant, but she decided not to tell Tiger.”

James never had a DNA test to prove her claim, the source admits, but “she knows he is the father of her son because he is the only African-American man she dated at that time,” the source said.

Devon James’ mother on the other hand claims that her daughter is a pathological liar who’s just after the moolah she can milk out of all this extortion crap and that the kid’s father is actually some random Puerto Rican guy. Geezus. At this point, a river otter could come out to the public and claim Tiger Woods fathered her litter and it would still be believable. I mean the possibilities are endless with this dude when faced with any punani.

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Date Posted: January 4, 2010 - 9:21 pm by: Paris
Categories: Tiger Woods

And because Tiger Woods is the talk of the town these days because of his numerous accounts of adultery, Vanity Fair followed suit. The magazine published an old photo of Tiger that dates back to January 2006, in which he flaunts his guns and abs. Now is this picture supposed to showcase the reason why Tiger has had too many mistresses on the side? Just asking.

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