If you haven’t had enough of watching Tom Cruise’s alter ego when it finally broke free at the MTV Awards well we’ve got news for you. Len Grossman, the character he portrayed in the comedy film Tropic Thunder will be having his own movie soon!
Coming Soon reports:
Paramount Pictures and MTV Films announced today that they are set to develop a movie around mega-producer Les Grossman. The announcement comes on the heels of Grossman’s groundbreaking and visionary production of the soon-to-be Emmy® award-winning 2010 MTV Movie Awards Sunday night. Tom Cruise, along with Ben Stiller and Stuart Cornfeld of Red Hour Films will produce and have secured the life rights to Grossman. Grossman, best known as a mega producer, has most recently mentored talents such as Rob Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. In 2008, Grossman was introduced to the masses by Stiller in the comedy “Tropic Thunder” where the famed producer had a cameo playing himself.
Said Ben Stiller: “Les Grossman’s life story is an inspiring tale of the classic human struggle to achieve greatness against all odds. He has assured me he plans to quote, ‘Fucking kill the shit out of this movie and make Citizen fucking Kane look like a piece of crap home movie by the time we are done.’ I am honored to be working with him.”
This might be interesting. It’s refreshing to see Tom Cruise make a fool of himself in other ways than jumping like a special needs childs on Oprah’s couch.
Not everyone can grasp the concept of what Scientology really is about. They kinda strike me as some crazy-ass group who want to live on earth like robots just waiting for their number to come up before Xenu’s tentacles abduct them. But when I heard about this awesome prank the Scientology leaders played on Tom Cruise, I just got enlightened.
‘Tom Cruise was secretly videotaped as he spilled his guts in Scientology confessional sessions, and those tapes became fodder for Scientology cocktail party humor … this according to a high-profile and former high-level member of Scientology. Mark Rathbun says in his blog, he recorded Cruise during the confessional sessions and Scientology guru David Miscavige read the transcripts at parties, “joking and laughing” at them. Rathbun says the video was “well-concealed” in the VIP auditing room, per orders of Miscavige. Rathbun says Miscavige ordered him to prepare transcripts of the sessions. Then, according to Rathbun, Miscavige would hold late night whiskey parties, reading the transcripts and laughing out loud. The nature of Tom’s alleged confessions were not disclosed.’
Ohh man! This is some funny knee-slapper humor! Just wow. We were wrong about Xenu and his people! See, nothing to be afraid of ‘coz they know how to have fun. They make celebrity midgets like Tom Cruise confess their guts, put it on tape and laugh about it in the round table afterwards! Are you kidding me? That sounds awesome…now where do I sign up?