Well fellas, it looks like being forced to watch Dancing with The Stars by your women won’t be too bad after all. Reports say Lindsay Lohan will strutting it in the next DWTS series! It’s gonna be a Lindsay Lohan pussy upskirt fest guys! This is awesome! Via Radar:
Lindsay Lohan is secretly in talks to be a contestant on the hit show Dancing With the Stars, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. After what seemed like endless legal woes that landed her in jail and now rehab, Lindsay is negotiating for the chance to change her image by appearing one ABC’s mega hit.
Who doesn’t want to see Gingerwhore’s fire crotch, right? But let’s be serious here, I’m not sure she’s cut for it. it takes a lot of hardwork, commitment and punctuality to do the thing, and those three thigns are not even in her vocabulary. If the producers will allow her to just make a cameo and do the banana dance naked, then we’ve got a show!
Remember the Christina Aguilera pics that were leaked earlier this week? Some of you doubted it was her well boo ya motherfuckers, it is her! Not like I really care but arguments like this about almost naked chicks over a beer are what makes the rest of my weekend so listen up! Via Celebslam:
“The photos of Christina Aguilera being leaked to the press were illegally obtained by a hacker who tapped into Christina’s personal stylist’s account. The photos were taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist.”
So wait, she fucked her stylist too?? Dayum. What below-average nobody does she not fuck?
Ahhh…finally! After a long time, we get to see another celebrity leaked naked pics! This time, it’s not your regular celebwhore, it’s Zooey Deschanel! If you’re a cheesy motherfucker like me who likes sappy movies, you’ll remember her from 500 days of Summer as the chick who fucked that guy from Inception and dumped him to move on to another dick.
I always wondered what she looked like topless, but looks like we got something even better! These are the alleged screenshots from her naked video which she sent to a boyfriend ten years back. Christmas came early this year fellas! Fap away over these Zooey Deschanel naked pics!
Despite what you think that Kanye West has a big ego but no balls, sources are reporting that he does indeed have a peen and the said peen has been circulating around the internet. Apparently, when Gayfish’s douchebaggery wasn’t as big as the roids in his ass, he crawls infront of his computer and send pictures of his peen to girls on his Myspace. Via Radar:
“One image shows a nude Kanye from the chest up, wearing sunglasses and a gold chain, while the second photo shows the singer’s genitals provocatively exposed from his boxer briefs.
“These pics have been floating around since he hit so many girls up on MySpace,” according to the source of the images. “He probably sent them to many, many women.”
Is anyone buying this shit? Well I’d say any pathetic news about Gayfish is most likely correct. The only part I don’t believe is that he sent his peen shots to girls. Other than that, yeah that’s typical Kanye West for you.
Well this is some random funny shit. This is the kind of Lindsay news we only should be hearing because the coke-humping, pussy peddling and jail hopping news are just so yesterday. The real news is right here: Iggy Pop wants Lindsay Lohan’s ass to portray him in an in-the-works movie about his life. Via Prefix:
“She looks like me, and she’s the only one with enough attitude too,” Pop told Triple J. “They could tape her boobs up or something. She’s been in jail at the right age and everything, so I though she could do it.”
Lindsay should start wondering why she’s being given these kind of roles. After playing Linda Lovelace, now it’s Iggy who thinks Lindsay is the right fit for the role. Would you even wonder why? She does the aging ex-addict so naturally.
Remember those vintage Angelina Jolie bdsm pics that were leaked a month ago? Well Jennifer Aniston can throw a slumber party with her ken doll named Brad because there’s more from where that shit came from. From the unauthorized biography by Andrew Morton not only does these pics show Angelina Jolie on the bed with a criss-cross black tape covering her nipples, you get to see a piece of her ass in a thong!
I’m not sure what fuckery went down in these pics or more importantly who tooks these shots but unless someone steps his foot forward and own responsibility, I’m gonna go ahead and think that Jennifer Aniston traveled back a few years ago in a time machine, put on a wig and a moustache and sweet talked Angelina Jolie into this with her knife collection story. What? You got somethin’ better?
If only 50 something year old celebs in Hollywood have the mind of the spankin’ hot latina mamacita known as Sofia Vergara then we’d all save us a trip to the eye doctor from having our retinas crushed at the sight of monstrosity such as this, and this! See, Sofia Vergara’s tits and pretty much everything about her is totally au natural and has never been raped by a cosmetic surgeon’s scalpel so she’s got a few things to say about bitches who are giving the finger to father Time.
In the latest issue of Esquire, Sofia practically bashed Madonna saying all women in LA look the same now and adds, “That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.” While this may be the funniest thing I’ve heard all day, I have to say this shit is all kinds of true. I mean I’m not gonna lie, I’m a fan of some of Madonna’s beats and I’m sure she’s a kind-hearted person if you look way past all that plastic horror but when you’re confronted with major boobage like this, you can’t help but agree.
You think you hate Orlando Bloom now? Well here’s another reason to hate him even more. It wasn’t even more than a month Miranda Kerr’s ass married Orlando B. and now sources are saying that the Victoria’s Secret Supermodel is already knocked up!
Us Weekly says:
“She’s definitely pregnant… Miranda’s thrilled,” says a source close to the Australia native, who wed the actor, 33, at an undisclosed location — reportedly in the Caribbean — less than a month after revealing their engagement on June 21. “She’s telling all her friends, mostly other models, about it.”
While the pal says no official announcement will be made, the couple of three years’ big news will be hard to keep hidden.
“She poses in lingerie,” says the friend of Kerr, who has modeled for Victoria’s Secret since 2007. “It will be obvious soon enough.”
As much as I want to pull out the lucky bastard’s testicles, you got to give the guy credit. He went from being a sissy elf, to a sissy pirate to the fucking king of men who got to impregnate the hottest chick on the planet. Sonofabitch.
From a butchy taco to a skinny oyster, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly found another carpet muncher(the blonde chick above) that she can hook up with, break up with and stalk through hell and back.
New York Post reports:
Klinko said the pair are good for each other. “Lindsay and Indrani have been seeing each other since we shot her last fall,” he said. “I’ve seen them on dates, I have seen them making out . . . Indrani is a good influence on Lindsay. She is the opposite of a party girl — a Princeton graduate, she’s into art and is a philanthropist — not what you’d expect the typical girl for Lindsay to go out with. “When they are together, they talk about art and the deeper meaning in life.”
Why does this smell like raw lesbian publicity to me? Lindsay wants to talk about art and the deeper meaning in life? That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day! The only art Lindsay is probably trying to tell her new piece is how one time she went down on a chick in an art museum.
Newly wed Confessions of a Shopaholic star Isla Fisher couldn’t hide her baby bump anymore, as she was photographed looking very much pregnant while taking her daughter Olive out on a walk.
The redhead actress recently got married to her long-time boyfriend Sasha Baron Cohen mid-March.