Date Posted: October 31, 2008 - 2:22 am by: Bashcab
Categories: Elle Macpherson

Elle Macpherson walked the red carpet at London’s premiere of Quantum of Solace looking hot even if she’s already 44 years old.  “The Body” proved she’s still got the stuff that men all over the world fantasize about.  I still like looking at this model’s big tits and curvy figure.

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Date Posted: October 31, 2008 - 2:18 am by: Bashcab

That dude Tony Romo must be getting hell from his current and former girlfriends.  Apparently, Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood still hate each other.  A friend of the former American Idol winner said, “Carrie agrees that Jess is attractive but says she wouldn’t want to be as ‘buxom and top-heavy’.”

Come on Carrie!  Being busty is Jessica’s only saving grace.  Let’s take a look at some of Jessica’s pictures in the gallery below.

Well, maybe the dress she’s wearing isn’t the best one to showcase her full boobs but we all know those twin melons are lurking underneath.

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Date Posted: October 31, 2008 - 2:10 am by: Bashcab
Categories: Olga Kurylenko

Here’s a nice gallery showing Olga Kurylenko posing for photogs at the premiere of Quantum of Solace at UGC Normandie in France.  Let’s all take a closer look at the newest member of the Bond harem!

I like what I’m looking at except for that weird thing attached to the back of her gown.  I’m no expert but I think that thing looks hideous.  Good thing she’s gorgeous.  And has pretty eyes.

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Date Posted: October 30, 2008 - 12:12 am by: Bashcab
Categories: Katie Price

Is this Jordan’s Halloween costume?  But I don’t think she even needs one.  She just has to dress up as herself and she’ll be perfectly at home with all the other celebrities garbed up for Halloween parties.  Actually, she’s launching a line of hair care products at Superdrug in London.  That’s why she dressed up as a porn hairdresser from hell.  Check out the pics below.

She’s trying to sell products again by using her giant breasts and weird fashion sense as marketing gimmicks.  I don’t blame her for using those jugs to promote things.  But I definitely think it’s stupid.  Women won’t buy those products because some big-tittied celebrity is selling them.  You won’t get giant breasts if you use that flat iron, or can you?  With Katie Price, I’m just not sure anymore.

Everyday is Halloween for Katie so whenever you see her make the news, expect this sort of bizarre outfit from her.  But back in the day, she used to be one of the hottest big-tittied celebs out there.  You can always look back and relive those days when she used to make your dick so hard by watching her sex tapeClick here to remind yourself that she used to be hot.

Date Posted: October 30, 2008 - 12:07 am by: Bashcab
Categories: Tara Reid

Tara Reid has stated that she was hurt by all the nasty comments everyone made during her Miami vacation.  Who wouldn’t say nasty things with these pics:

Anyway, People mag reports:

“Tara Reid has a message for anyone wishing to criticize her body: Enough already!
After unflattering bikini shots of her surfaced last week, Reid faced a barrage of Internet attacks aimed at her post-surgery figure.  “I’ve been a media target for years now,” the actress, 33, tells PEOPLE.  “It does hurt my feelings, but what can I do?  I have to move on.”
Yet moving on has been difficult, especially because Reid has to live with the evidence of the past – the scars on her stomach from a 2004 liposuction surgery and subsequent reconstructive surgery in 2006.  “They are my battle wounds,” she says of her “uneven” abs.”

The reason why people have been talking crap about Tara is because of her insistence in wearing bikinis that leaves nothing to the imagination.  There’s a piece of swimwear called a “one-piece”, in case the actress didn’t know.  I know it’s very unfortunate that Tara has those “battle wounds” but she said that she has to move on and moving on means accepting and living with the fact that her abs are a mess instead of flaunting them around like some mobile horror show.

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Date Posted: October 30, 2008 - 12:01 am by: Bashcab
Categories: Guy Ritchie, Madonna

Since the couple went public and exchanged verbal barbs against each other, we’ve been getting a lot of reports detailing the hellish marriage that their union has become.  Sources said that Madonna has written a contract detailing marriage rules after the couple saw marriage counselors two years ago.  According to The Sun UK:

“The document detailed how many dates the couple should go on and how often they should have sex.  It stated that Guy had to “work to enrich his wife’s emotional and spiritual well-being” and ordered hom to devote several hours a week to reading Kabbalah texts with Madge.
It even had instructions on what words Guy should use during rows “to resolve conflicts in a constructive way.”
Guy, 40, was instructed never to shout at Madge, 50, but instead look her in the eye and say “I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this.”
The marriage rules said both parties must “devote time to our sexual expressiveness” and “not use sex as a stick to beat one another.”
Sources said Madonna pinned the contract up in their New York home after they saw marriage counselors two years ago, and would just say to her husband, “Contract, Guy, contract” if he broke the rules.”

WTF?!  The rules look like they were written for someone with serious psychological issues.  Looking at Madonna and reading up on some of the latest scoop on her, I’m not surprised to find out about this.  Those lucky marriage counselors probably made a ton of money telling the couple this load of bull****.

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Date Posted: October 29, 2008 - 11:58 pm by: Bashcab
Categories: Nicolette Sheridan

Nicolette Sheridan is again showing off her sweet old ass in a bikini. Photos like these have been showing up on the web lately.  Isn’t she doing anything?  I mean, does she not have any projects or work to do?  It’s coming on to November and she’s still hitting the yacht club.  Actually I don’t care, as long as we get more bikini pictures or better yet, some nipslips to look at.  Check out the gallery featuring some old ass below or click here to get some NSFW celebrity pics!

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Date Posted: October 29, 2008 - 3:18 am by: Bashcab
Categories: Lauren Conrad

The broad who can stand up to the King of Late Night has not been born yet.  With that said, what do you think will happen if another of those dumb bimbos from “The Hills” makes an appearance in David Letterman’s show?  She’ll get what’s coming to her, although in a glib manner as David so smoothly pulls off.  Lauren Conrad is the latest to get blasted by the talk show host last night.

When she walked in, David was all gentlemanly as usual, telling her she looked real good (which she did) and how she smelled nice (I have no idea if she did).  But a minute into the interview, David managed to call her an idiot without actually calling her one and it took her forever to realize it.  Lauren managed to plod on through the interview, not knowing what hit her.  Way to go Mr. Letterman!

Oh well, that’s how it is with these rich, dumb chicks going about their perfect, sheltered lives not realizing that everybody thinks their stupid.  Check out some photos of Lauren while she waits for her turn in David’s show.  Good thing she looks good, otherwise she has no saving grace at all.

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Date Posted: October 29, 2008 - 3:14 am by: Bashcab
Categories: Traci Bingham

Look at these pictures of busty Traci Bingham taking out her garbage all dressed-up (or should I say, trashed-up) in a short skirt, boots, and a tank top that barely covers her breasts.  Perks you up huh?  Or not.  Anyway, if you want more semi-NSFW pictures of the trashy celeb, just click here.

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Date Posted: October 29, 2008 - 3:10 am by: Bashcab
Categories: Kim Kardashian

The bootylicious socialite is supposedly trying to sell pictures of herself with boyfriend Reggie Bush.  So what?  Reggie is on the injured list and missed the Saints’ game in London on Sunday because he was supposed to be recovering from knee surgery.  A source told MSNBC:

“Kim was peddling pictures of Reggie Bush partying with her in Vegas while he’s supposedly injured.  She is trying to make it out like he isn’t hurt, that he’s pulling a fast one on his team and just partying it up with her instead of being with the Saints.  You could argue if he’s well enough to party in Vegas, he could at least show hi support on the sidelines, but selling pictures?  That’s pretty low too.”

What could be Kim’s motive if this was true?  Could it be she just likes acting this way (which she does) and trying to get her boyfriend in trouble with his team, making it look like that his priority is her and not the Saints?  I guess she wants the world to know that she is number one for Reggie and not his team.  Kim should be thinking that this guy’s first love is football and he wouldn’t trade that for a piece of spoiled brat ass.  This is going to cost Reggie if the team decided to fine him.  Oh well, he’s got a healthy flow of cash anyway so this wouldn’t make a dent in his pocket.  But his reliability and dedication to his team will be in jeopardy if the rumor turns out to be true – all because daddy’s little rich girl enjoys being in the spotlight.

Look through some of these party pics showing Reggie with Kim and her humongous ass.

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