Either this is a regular routine for her, or Audrina Patridge is shaping up for her own The Hills spin-off which should begin filming anytime soon. The people behind the MTV show aren’t too happy about Audry getting her own show. During a recent photoshoot for the cast, executive producer Adam DiVello went on a tirade after learning that Audrina will be leaving after the sixth season. It wasn’t clear exactly what he was being pissy about, but I’m fairly sure that he’s merely scared of what it’ll do for the show, since Lauren Conrad and now Audry are out of the show. What can you do? With a burgeoning film career (she’s in the remake Sorority Row) and an open invitation to do porn (as evidenced with these nude pics of Audrina Patridge), she’s clearly going places.
If you need further proof that Britney Spears is on her way to being her old hot self circa 1999, take a gander at thse paparazzi candids of her in short shorts, showing off toned legs, a slim waist, firm arms, and a butt that won’t quit. It’s hard to imagine that a mere 2 years ago people thought she was done. How amazing this whole Hollywood world can be, innit? Her Circus Tour is till going strong, although tickets aren’t exactly selling like hotcakes. But still, it’s as a big a comeback story as any you’ll hear this year. Unless Michael Jackson’s is a success.
Showing that new moms can not only look extremely hot but can also party hard, Alessandra Ambrosio clubs it up with DJ Tatiana Fontes at a dance club recently. How many new moms do you know that a: look like this b: hangs out with a cool female DJ and c: looks good in lingerie? I’m guessing not a lot. Even Jessica Alba needed a little photoshop help after giving birth. Not Alessandra. Mere months after giving birth, she’s at Saint Bart’s for a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot. Goes to show that true hotness never goes away.
Legendary supermodel Claudia Schiffer (amazing how these days, 15 years ago is already considered “legend” status) one-ups Cindy Crawford’s buzz-worthy Allure shoot. But she opted to leave the shaving cream behind and took couture clothes for a high fashion casual shoot for the Japanese edition of Numero Magazine. I must say she’s looking fresh and, dare I say it, young-looking for these pics. Good photoshopping or good plastic surgering? You decide.
This dude that’s smiling too much seems to have a famous person attached to him. Oh, yeah, it’s Anne Hathaway. Could this be the replacement for the embezzling criminal that Anne used to date? You know, the one that went to jail? Well, I’m fairly certain that Anne won’t make the same mistake again. In fact, I heard that before she dates someone, she requires an FBI clearance, Interpol documentation of no international crimes committed, a certificate of good character from current employer, a blood test, a psych profile, 2 letters of recommendation from men of the cloth, a 201K file, an IRS clearance letter, and an IQ test. You know, so she’ll know if they’re dumb enough to get caught.
If you’ve ever wanted to see Mischa Barton get accosted by 3 sexy men, pick up the latest issue of GenLux Magazine and see them for yourself. But that’s just one of the sexy photos you’ll see. In fact, you can get a sextuple dose of her in one photo. She’s been doing a lot of magazine appearances lately, probably since she’s got a lot of projects lined up that she needs to promote. IMDB has got five movies of hers set for release this year. Then there’s also that TV series she’ll be part of called A Beautiful Life where she’ll be playing a top supermodel. Consider her many magazine spreads this year as character research.
With no trace of babyweight left in her, Marcia Cross looks stunning strolling with a cup of steaming hot coffee in hand, bright red hair blowing in the breeze. Now that filming for this season’s Desperate Housewives is over, Marcia has a lot of free time on her hands. Perhaps she’ll reconsider a return to her most famous address since Wisteria Lane? Yes, you guessed it – Melrose Place. I know, I know – Kimberly’s dead, technically. But we’re talking about one of the most outrageous primetime soap operas on TV so I’m guessing anything’s possible. I would rather have crazy Kimberly make an appearance on the new MP than that hot mess Lisa Rinna. We’ll just have to wait and see this Fall when the revamped MP debuts.
The slightly lesser-known Deschanel sister Emily Deschanel made an appearance at the Genesis Awards looking ornate in orange. She’s still keeping busy with the series Bones, but she’s apparently gonna make a cameo appearance in the Cameron Diaz starrer My Sister’s Keeper. The cameo is pretty hush hush, she’s not even listed in the IMDB cast page so I dunno if it’s true or not. I don’t wanna sound cruel, but Emily isn’t that big of a star to buzz up a cameo in a not-big movie. Unless that cameo involves some serious nudity or sex, like in these nude pictures of Emily Deschanel, then that would be something to watch for.
Here a few stills from the upcoming TV Movie Princess Protection Program starring tween queens Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez, including what looks like the poster for the film sans titles and credits. Looks like a bit of Princess Diaries meets Prince and the Pauper, don’t it? Well, I’m keeping an eye out for this one, only because I wanna see who’s gonna be the hotter tween bitch. My money’s on Selena. She looks like she can cut a bitch up.
She’s got a Tibetan mother and Australian father, which accounts for the exotic look of this week’s Sunday Babe Dichen Lachman. Yes, she’s the one playing Sierra on TV’s Dollhouse, but Australian audiences know her from the soap opera Neighbors. She moved to Australia from Nepal and landed on the long-running soap. In 2007 she moved to L.A. where after a few small jobs landed on Dollhouse. Her one-of-a-kind features make her very unforgettable, something very important when you wanna stand out in Hollywood. Something tells me she’s got no problem doing that.