According to RadarOnline, funny lady Chelsea Handler has a decade-old sextape which features her naked, down on all fours, and engaging in some pretty “explicit act” with British-accented man. In defense, Chelsea didn’t deny its existence, but she said that the tape was done for a “stand-up comedy bit.”
“Thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff…It was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club because I’m a comedian. I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for fucking years!“
Okay, so a sex tape isn’t a sex tape if it was made as a joke. I’ll keep that in mind.
After his split from his long-time girlfriend Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carey was spotted hanging out with an unidentified blonde woman last Sunday in Sta. Monica. From the looks of it, yeah, he might be dating this lady.
After porn star Jenna James‘ accusations that her boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, is a wife beater, and after Tito’s claim that Jenna is addicted to OxyContin, comes the best part–they both withdrew their allegations. Yes, the couple have decided to let this domestic abuse/drug addiction accusations against each other just pass like nothing has ever happened.
After the alleged beating, Jenna went to Vegas and had a drug test. She tested negative for Oxycontin or any drug. Tito then withdrew his allegations and said that he just found two Oxycontin pills in Jenna’s pants and he may have jumped to conclusions. Jenna then tells TMZ, “What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in.”
Well, at least it’s all over now. Because I’m dead tired talking about these two.
Jessica Simpson revealed on the Ellen DeGeneres Show that she doesn’t brush her teeth everyday. No shit.
“Because my teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday,” she said. “But I don’t brush them every day.”
Jessica also said she wipes her teeth with her shirt all the time, that’s her alternative to brushing. She added, “I know it’s gross but I always have fresh breath. It’s really weird but I have great breath.”
RIGHT. And elephants can fly, Jessica. Well, I guess we’ve finally discovered why Jessica’s boyfriends still dump her even though she’s a sexual napalm.
After staying silent about the whole infidelity drama from her husband Jesse James, Sandra Bullock covers People and grants them an exclusive interview. She reveals she has already filed for divorce and she has adopted a black baby from New Orleans.
Well, of course, the divorce part isn’t shocking anymore, but the adoption? Man, that came out of nowhere. Sandra reportedly adopted the baby they named Louis Bardo secretly and brought him home in January. She says of the baby, “It’s like he’s always been part our lives.”
Sources close to The Hills‘ Heidi Montag claim that the reality actress may be developing an addiction to painkillers. Heidi allegedly used these painkillers as part of her recovery program from all the plastic surgeries she’s been through. But months after her recovery, she still continued to use them.
They also claim that Heidi only agreed to get that much surgeries in a day “because she knew it would be a huge story,” and that the couple are “addicted to fame… and are desperate to get back that high.”
Wait, Heidi Montag has friends?! I don’t believe it.
Aside from saying Courtney Love is dead, the Hole singer, who wants to be known now as Courtney Michelle, claimed on the Howard Stern radio show that she had an affair with Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani’s husband.
“Everyone gave me so much shit because Gavin sounded like a lot like Kurt. But man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed … something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know.”
Courtney even said Gwen Stefani knew about the affair when Howard asked if she were having sex with Gavin while he was with Gwen.
“Yes. She does know… Everyone … yeah … and a few other people. We didn’t have a lot of pressure on each other, but we did like each other quite a bit.”
As I’ve reported yesterday, porn star Jenna Jameson got her boyfriend Tito Ortiz arrested for domestic abuse. Soon after, Tito bailed himself out of jail and held a press conference to clear his side, saying he never laid a hand on Jenna. His lawyer said that Jenna has an addiction to Oxycontin, and Tito was trying to save her. When he discovered her stash, she got him arrested by accusing him of domestic abuse.
Jenna, on the other hand, had two contradicting stories about the arrest of her boyfriend. TMZ caught a video of Jenna at 8pm, saying Tito didn’t beat her, and if he did beat her, she would have been dead by now. After a few hours, at around 10pm, Jenna went on saying Tito is a wife beater.
So, who to trust, a UFC star or a porn star? Wow, that is one confusing riddle we honestly don’t have to bother ourselves with.
Michael Lohan went to Twitter to reveal shocking allegations against her daughter, Lindsay Lohan. According to Papa Lohan’s tweets, his daughter had an affair with music mogul Tommy Mottola at 17, and that she has HIV!
Here are his tweets:
“its time you learned the truth. The truth about Tommy Mottola engaging in an affair with my then-17 year old daughter
the truth about my daughter living with HIV for the rest of her life as a result of the decisions she has made”
But then again, Michael Lohan took down them down quickly, and claims that his account has been hacked. Yes, all these drama and more in Lindsay Lohan’s life are brought to us by her crazy family.
Anyway, here she is and her sister Ali doing custom milkshakes for a Millions of Milkshakes charity event.
Kim Kardashian was allegedly a victim of physical and psychological abuse from her first husband, music producer Damon Thomas. The two eloped in 2000, and got married in Las Vegas. Kim was just 19 at that time.
The three-year marriage was reportedly filled with domestic abuse, as stated in the obtained 2003 court documents in which Kim reports Damon would punch her in the face, slam her against walls, and held her captive for years.
Damon is presently talking to his lawyers before giving an official statement about this. Kim, on the other hand, is also keeping her mum on this matter.