Sources close to The Hills‘ Heidi Montag claim that the reality actress may be developing an addiction to painkillers. Heidi allegedly used these painkillers as part of her recovery program from all the plastic surgeries she’s been through. But months after her recovery, she still continued to use them.
They also claim that Heidi only agreed to get that much surgeries in a day “because she knew it would be a huge story,” and that the couple are “addicted to fame… and are desperate to get back that high.”
Wait, Heidi Montag has friends?! I don’t believe it.
As I’ve reported yesterday, porn star Jenna Jameson got her boyfriend Tito Ortiz arrested for domestic abuse. Soon after, Tito bailed himself out of jail and held a press conference to clear his side, saying he never laid a hand on Jenna. His lawyer said that Jenna has an addiction to Oxycontin, and Tito was trying to save her. When he discovered her stash, she got him arrested by accusing him of domestic abuse.
Jenna, on the other hand, had two contradicting stories about the arrest of her boyfriend. TMZ caught a video of Jenna at 8pm, saying Tito didn’t beat her, and if he did beat her, she would have been dead by now. After a few hours, at around 10pm, Jenna went on saying Tito is a wife beater.
So, who to trust, a UFC star or a porn star? Wow, that is one confusing riddle we honestly don’t have to bother ourselves with.
John Mayer’s tacklessness is at it again. And this time, he talked to Playboy about everything under the sun including how good Jessica Simpson was in bed.
PLAYBOY: In 2006 you began dating Jessica Simpson, and the paparazzi started stalking you, turning you into a tabloid fixture. Certainly you knew that was going to happen.
MAYER: It wasn’t as direct as me saying “I now make the choice to bring the paparazzi into my life.” I really said, “I now make the choice to sleep with Jessica Simpson.” That was stronger than my desire to stay out of the paparazzi’s eye. That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
PLAYBOY: You were addicted to Jessica Simpson?
MAYER: Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.
PLAYBOY: But before you dated her you thought of yourself as the kind of guy who would never date Jessica Simpson.
MAYER: That’s correct. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.”
Out of all John Mayer’s word vomits, this particular conversation about Jessica was the only useful piece he has ever said. I mean, we all know Jessica used to be hot with her big tits and all, but comparing her to a drug on the context of sex sure is enlightening. It just how goes to show how skillful she was on bed, at least with John Mayer. I now just wonder how Jessica’s reverend pop would react on this.