Finally. After quite a while, underwear Jesus Luz came back to his 23-year-old mind, realized that there are hotter chicks in the world and it is gross to be having sex with a woman 14 years older than your mother. Madonna and her boytoy reportedly broke up, as initiated by Jesus. Maybe it was because of the previous reports that Madonna and her ex-boyfriend Alex Rodriguez got back together. But I bet my bottom dollor that what happened was this: Jesus just got in an accident, temporarily lost his mind and eyesight, dated Madonna, and now his senses came back to normal that he puked upon seeing who was in bed with him. And the rest is history.
We know Madonna is a notorious cougar, but it looks like she’s a woman who’s not easy to get over too. The 51-year-old singer is reportedly back on with his ex, NY Yankee Alex Rodriguez, as the two spent a weekend together at A-Rod’s house in New York. Take note, Madonna is still seeing her latest boytoy, 23-year-old model Jesus Luz.
Interesting. I wonder what these young bachelors see in Madonna, or what Madonna does to them that they kept on coming back for more. So could the rumors be true that Madonna delivers a porn star performance in bed?