Date Posted: September 13, 2010 - 2:01 am by: Paris
Categories: Angelina Jolie
I’m not sure why some sourpusses are making a big deal outta of this but everyone already knows Angelina Jolie doesn’t have any friends. The only friends she probably has are her knives and Brad Pitt’s nutsacks that she has long before ripped off from the rest of his weiner so nothing’s new here. But I’m just gonna go ahead and post this since it’s Angelina fuckin’ Jolie. I mean even if she has lost her prime those tittays are still what I used to jack over! Anyway going back, Us Magazine is farting out that Angelina isn’t very likable so not a lot of people really wants to do shit with her. At an interview, the milf seductress blurted out:
“I’ll talk to my family,” the actress — who is currently in Pakistan — said. “I talk to Brad [Pitt]; he wants to know as much as he can about these issues and every trip. He’s been here as well; he came with me after the earthquake. But I don’t know, I don’t have a lot of friends I talk to. He is really the only person I talk to.”
I totally get what everyone near to her is coming from. I mean, not that many people are pretty willing to wear a vial of her blood around their necks. It ain’t easy fellas…
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Date Posted: August 23, 2010 - 12:57 am by: Paris
Categories: Uncategorized

Remember those vintage Angelina Jolie bdsm pics that were leaked a month ago? Well Jennifer Aniston can throw a slumber party with her ken doll named Brad because there’s more from where that shit came from. From the unauthorized biography by Andrew Morton not only does these pics show Angelina Jolie on the bed with a criss-cross black tape covering her nipples, you get to see a piece of her ass in a thong!

I’m not sure what fuckery went down in these pics or more importantly who tooks these shots but unless someone steps his foot forward and own responsibility, I’m gonna go ahead and think that Jennifer Aniston traveled back a few years ago in a time machine, put on a wig and a moustache and sweet talked Angelina Jolie into this with her knife collection story. What? You got somethin’ better?

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Date Posted: July 29, 2010 - 2:57 am by: Paris
Categories: Angelina Jolie

If your name is Jennifer Aniston, prepare to lube up your vajayjay ‘coz I figured this latest news the bitches over at Star Magazine is saying about Angelina Jolie’s leaked photos and disturbing past that according to them will for sure wreck the Brangelina tandem would be some pretty orgasmic material for you.

ContactMusic reports:

Racy decade-old photos of ANGELINA JOLIE posing semi-nude and in bondage gear have been released by an American tabloid.

Eight raunchy snaps, allegedly taken in 1999 by a friend, have been published in Star magazine. The actress is pictured with black tape over her nipples and a dog leash around her neck in some of the images.
Star’s sources allege the photos were taken during a 14-hour drug binge.

Jolie, 35, has admitted to using drugs in the past, before settling down and starting a family with partner Brad Pitt. She has also alluded to a “dark” past, telling USA today in a recent interview, “There’s certainly a side of me that isn’t completely… sane. Or completely ‘even’ all the time. We all have our dark sides.”

I find it shocking that Star Magazine finds this shocking. The whole world already knows her wild ways back then so I don’t know what the fuss is all about. Wake me up when someone gets a hold of Brad’s castration pictures, or when leaked photos of Angelina boinking his ass with a strap-on dildo surface. That’s even more news-worthy.

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Date Posted: July 19, 2010 - 3:50 am by: Paris
Categories: Angelina Jolie

Attention to all Angelina Jolie fans out there! Line your asses up for the upcoming Comic-Con because Angelina J is taking a break from looking at babies to adopt catalogs to go to the said event.

Via The Hollywood Reporter:

Jolie is one of the very few actresses who opens action movies, and her latest, “Salt,” opens the Friday during the Con, which runs from Wednesday, July 21, to Sunday, July 25.
Columbia, which is releasing “Salt,” will be showing off its wares on Thursday and Friday, and “Salt” is being staged after the “Battle: Los Angeles” presentation Thursday.
Jolie will be on that stage.

The actress’ appearance has been speculated ever since it was known that the studio would make “Salt” part of their Hall H presentation. But the actress has been everywhere promoting the movie, and there’s no reason why she shouldn’t show up there to make one powerful impression on the people who eat action movies up.

Well it’s about time Angelina Jolie makes a comeback. My eyes are so washed out from seeing fake celeb sluts like Heidi Montag and those fugly bitches from Jersey Shore.

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Date Posted: July 15, 2010 - 2:28 am by: Paris
Categories: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt

Everybody’s talking about Angelina Jolie’s thigh tattoo and the bitch won’t say nothing more than the tat is actually for Brad.

Stuff.co.nz reports:

The Salt actress – who raises six children with her partner of five years – already has an array of body art and has now added a heart on her inner thigh to show her love for the Hollywood heartthrob.
When asked about the inking, Angelina replied: “Um, it’s for Brad.”
Although she refused to give any more information on the design, she admitted it probably won’t be long before she does, admitting to MTV: “I’m bad at hiding secrets.”

Update:

Readers over at Jezebel has come up with their own genius theories that would send Dan Brown a run for his money and here’s one of them claiming the code has just been cracked.

Via Jezebel:

I think it reads Whiskey Bravo.
My logic:
She says : “Um, it’s for Brad.”
Brad’s real name is William Bradley Pitt.
According to the alphabet the military use: William Bradley = Whiskey Bravo

Hmmm I’m squinting my eyes here and I’m seeing whiskey boner! Wait wait…no it’s whiskey beard! Probably Angelina Jolie’s desperate final attempt to force Brad to shave off his hideous billy goat beard. Cmon, I mean you got to admit it could be, right?

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Date Posted: August 22, 2009 - 1:05 am by: Paris
Categories: Jennifer Aniston

Is it just me or Jennifer Aniston’s breasts are really bigger? Here she is on the set of her upcoming movie, Bounty Hunter, in a somewhat see-through dress. Well, if ever Jen really had her juggs enhanced, I won’t be the one to judge. You got to understand how she feels now that her dream of Brad and Angelina breaking up is a little far from reality.

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