Well apparently, Ashton Kutcher isn’t a cheater after all, because licking on someone else’s punani other than your 60 year old wife isn’t counted when you’re in an open marriage. Yep. This fuckery was brought to you by Ashton’s sideline whore claiming that the May-December couple is into threesomes and shit and the one and only reason why Demi Moore’s ass feels betrayed is that she didn’t get to join in the fun. More of this shit via Hollywood Life:
“He said they share women, but he isn’t supposed to go off and sleep with women on his own,” she told Star. “He said Demi had to be there and that Demi likes to pick the girls out.”
While Brittney thought she could be Ashton’s girlfriend on the side, he quickly squashed that possibility. “He explained that he and Demi had a deal where they had to share lovers. He felt bad that he had been with me and didn’t share,” she claimed.”
This may sound creepy but I think there’s a possibility that this Brittney slut is just an escaped sacrificial lamb. How else do you think Demi Moore’s skin looks like the ass cheek of a newborn child? Ofcourse! She loves to bathe in young people’s blood! *cue in thunder bolt sound effect*
For the two fans of Demi Moore-Ashton Kutcher love tandem in this site, here’s an update to Ashton’s manwhoring ways. Star Magazine took things further by putting this (above) on their cover’s latest issue. Now they obtained a picture and an interview from Ashton’s alleged 21-year old side slut who says she met him at a bowling alley in L.A.
The trick went on to say that she and Ashton had a mutual understanding that they took the chemistry to the dickwad’s house and all the way to the couch adding, “I felt totally comfortable in his arms. It was tender and nice — not some random sex act.” Bitch please. If there’s anyone in the running to be the Russell Brand of America, then it’s this asshole.
No, it isn’t plastic surgery.
Demi Moore recently said in an interview her too-much-information babbles about staying youthful, and she says her secret is a lot of sex! She said:
“I would say that a lot of sex helps. It’s the endorphins! But there’s more than that, it’s also sharing a quality life with someone. I know I have someone who loves me for who I am and who I’m not. He loves me for my imperfections and that makes me feel so happy.
“I’ve aged, I don’t look the same as I did in my 20s and 30s. But you’ve got to make the most of what you have.“
In other words, Demi has found the “fountain of youth” and it’s in Ashton Kutcher’s peen.
After just two episodes, The Beautiful Life got the axe from the CW network after it’s poor performance on the ratings. So this also means that producer Ashton Kutcher just wasted time, effort, and money on the cancelled show. And that Mischa Barton might be admitted to the psych ward again, now that she’s unemployed, again. This time she can’t blame it on her tooth!