Date Posted: October 7, 2010 - 1:06 am by: Paris
Categories: Demi Moore

Well apparently, Ashton Kutcher isn’t a cheater after all, because licking on someone else’s punani other than your 60 year old wife isn’t counted when you’re in an open marriage. Yep. This fuckery was brought to you by Ashton’s sideline whore claiming that the May-December couple is into threesomes and shit and the one and only reason why Demi Moore’s ass feels betrayed is that she didn’t get to join in the fun. More of this shit via Hollywood Life:

“He said they share women, but he isn’t supposed to go off and sleep with women on his own,” she told Star. “He said Demi had to be there and that Demi likes to pick the girls out.”

While Brittney thought she could be Ashton’s girlfriend on the side, he quickly squashed that possibility. “He explained that he and Demi had a deal where they had to share lovers. He felt bad that he had been with me and didn’t share,” she claimed.”

This may sound creepy but I think there’s a possibility that this Brittney slut is just an escaped sacrificial lamb. How else do you think Demi Moore’s skin looks like the ass cheek of a newborn child? Ofcourse! She loves to bathe in young people’s blood! *cue in thunder bolt sound effect*

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Date Posted: September 16, 2010 - 1:21 am by: Paris
Categories: Demi Moore

For the two fans of Demi Moore-Ashton Kutcher love tandem in this site, here’s an update to Ashton’s manwhoring ways. Star Magazine took things further by putting this (above) on their cover’s latest issue. Now they obtained a picture and an interview from Ashton’s alleged 21-year old side slut who says she met him at a bowling alley in L.A.

The trick went on to say that she and Ashton had a mutual understanding that they took the chemistry to the dickwad’s house and all the way to the couch adding, “I felt totally comfortable in his arms. It was tender and nice — not some random sex act.” Bitch please. If there’s anyone in the running to be the Russell Brand of America, then it’s this asshole.

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Date Posted: May 22, 2010 - 12:29 am by: Paris
Categories: Demi Moore
Demi Moore has had a reputation for having an eagle-eye towards her husband’s co-stars whenever he lands a movie role. In fact, the hot cougar will be on the set frequently to make sure her husband doesn’t make a mistake hitting on girls 10 or 15 years younger than her.
In Touch Weekly reports:
An insider tells In Touch that Demi Moore is “worried” about Ashton and his Friends With Benefits costar Natalie Portman spending time together.
“It’s driving Demi crazy… she knows how much Ashton loves her, but she’s concerned that he is working with Natalie, who’se almost 20 years younger than she is.”
Demi can be very self-conscious about the 15-year age difference between herself and her husband – and having to watch him film sexy scenes with 28-year-old Natalie “isn’t making it any easier.”
Well ofcourse Demi Moore would want to stab a baby bunny everytime she catches Ashton looking at Natalie! She’s young enough to be her daughter but I’m pretty sure she won’t have any problems about being a divorcee because we all know what Ashton wants…a GILF!
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Date Posted: May 3, 2010 - 10:04 pm by: Paris
Categories: Demi Moore

No, it isn’t plastic surgery.

Demi Moore recently said in an interview her too-much-information babbles about staying youthful, and she says her secret is a lot of sex! She said:

I would say that a lot of sex helps. It’s the endorphins! But there’s more than that, it’s also sharing a quality life with someone. I know I have someone who loves me for who I am and who I’m not. He loves me for my imperfections and that makes me feel so happy.

“I’ve aged, I don’t look the same as I did in my 20s and 30s. But you’ve got to make the most of what you have.

In other words, Demi has found the “fountain of youth” and it’s in Ashton Kutcher’s peen.

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Date Posted: September 28, 2009 - 3:13 am by: Paris
Categories: Mischa Barton

After just two episodes, The Beautiful Life got the axe from the CW network after it’s poor performance on the ratings. So this also means that producer Ashton Kutcher just wasted time, effort, and money on the cancelled show. And that Mischa Barton might be admitted to the psych ward again, now that she’s unemployed, again. This time she can’t blame it on her tooth!

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