Bitter, lonely, washed up. Oh, and a drunk. That’s pretty much what Katie Price is right now. Add to that – reviled. Her behavior post-divorce from Peter Andre is nothing short of ridiculous. Partying all night, ignoring her kids, flashing her cleavage to anyone who wants to look. It’s appaling is what it is. And she wonders why Peter don’t want her back.
I was just as surprised as you are when I heard that the Denise Richards “reality show” It’s Complicated has just released it’s second season. Who watches that show? It’s not even a real, cameras-following-her-24/7 type docu-series. I’ve never seen a single episode, but from what I’ve read about it, it’s all fluff and stage-y. Denise should just go back to doing what she does best, having threeways in movies, baring her giant knockers, and getting into bitter custody battles with Charlie Sheen. Now that all that is behind her, her life does not seem the least bit interesting. Not to mention “complicated”.
For a second I felt bad about British glamour model Danielle Lloyd when I saw pics of her bloody and injured outside of a UK nightclub some time ago. Then whatever sympathy I had for her disappeared when I saw these pics. Sure she looks awesome in them, but what’s with the chanelling of Megan with these pics? Tattoo on the shoulder blade, pouty lips, half-closed eyes, over-the shoulder photos?! How rude! You don’t attempt to ape a star at the premiere of HER OWN MOVIE! It’s sh*t like this that gets her beat up at clubs. Word of advice for Danielle (and every other ho out there): when you are at an event and Megan Fox is there, all of you are merely vapor. You do not exist. And however low your dress is cut or how short your skirt is – heck even if you walk down the red carpet buck naked – all eyes will be on Megan. Don’t even think for one second you can steal the spotlight away from her.
Even though she’s wearing a really small bikini barely containing her massive boobs, British glamour model Chantelle Houghton looks really overdressed. That comes with baring your boobies every chance you get as a profession, and Chantelle is one of the best at that. At least she knows when to do it and when not to, unlike some other glamour models who drop trou every chance they get. Gotta give this one props for keeping it in her pants.
Perhaps one of the best bodies in Hollywood today, billionaire wife and Latina superstar Salma Hayek catches some rays out in the summer sun. Although these pics were takes a few weeks ago, it’s still amazing to see this hot MILF and her rockin’ form. Not so rockin’ is what her husband, fashion tycoon Francois-Henri Pinault went through a few days ago when he got egged and rioted as a result of his company’s action of laying off more than 1,000 people. Citing the worsening economy, Pinault and Co. had to take drastic measures which were unappreciated by those that lost their jobs. Maybe is Salma was at her side with their adorable baby girl in her arms he wouldn’t have had it so bad.
British glamour babe Jennifer Ellison (or as I’d like to call her, “Not-So-Baby-Spice” on account of her looking like a 40-something Emma Bunton) is looking a bit peaked in these sexy lingerie pics. Maybe the strain of carrying all that extra weight in front of her has finally caught up with her. While her body is undoubtedly amazing, she could use a week at the spa. Maybe a little bit of collagen. And while she’s at it she should get those roots touched up as well. Still hot though.
The British babe most famous for getting dumped by Simon Cowell (professionally, not romantically) has returned to the (supposedly) first magazine she ever appeared in. Kelly Brook makes her way into the pages of Nuts Magazine, and while she doesn’t get fully naked like the usual Nuts features, she does manage some heat in some pretty risque lingerie. Goes to show that leaving something to the imagination is still the sexiest thing of all.
First Pamela Anderson did this and looked almost respectable in it, and now fellow Baywatch buxom babe Traci Bingham takes time out from topless posing and sex video-making to clean up and get glam for this burlesque-inspired photoshoot with Sven Arnstein. Is this some sort of trend that all the Baywatch people are doing to get “legitimate” work? Somebody tell that to David Hasselhoff who’s just experienced his umpteenth hospital visit for alcohol poisoning. Then again, don’t. Something tells me that a lot of people are afraid of David doing this sort of shoot. Shudder!
Opting for a more wholesome, de-skankified look for her undisclosed-th birtday party, Carmen Electra poses for pictures at the MGM Grand Casino where her celebration was held. She seems to be going the cleaned-up look these days, perhaps a sign that she’s getting old and doesn’t wanna peddle her wares when she’s 40. Unlike that other Baywatch babe out there. Me, it doesn’t matter how old you get. If you can pull off a certain look, go for it. But it’s nice to see Carmen trying out something new with her look. Let’s hope it pays off.
This should be illegal. Going out in public with rock-hard breasts practically falling out of your top surely defies some sort of indecency law. But leave it to Brit skank Jodie Marsh to walk proudly displaying her floatation devices. And to think the event she’s headed for is a beer lauch, well let’s just say she should not scream sexual harassment when things get ugly. Nobody who dresses like that deserves to be respected. And those hooker lips don’t help either.