Date Posted: July 29, 2010 - 2:49 am by: Paris
Categories: Paris Hilton

Well this is some interesting shit. The VD-carrying mantis known as Paris Hilton has stooped down to a new low. And I mean that in the literal sense too. Apparently, the celebwhore has a sugar daddy–a Malaysian filthy rich businessman who goes by the name Take Jho Low.

Mr. Paparazzi reports:

After her escapades the other day, we thought that Paris Hilton had already had more champagne poured all over her than one person could possibly handle in a lifetime – but apparently not so.

During a night in St.Tropez earlier this week the socialite’s uber rich pal Taek Jho Low – who she’s recently been travelling with – spent a whopping 3.5 million Euros on buying gigantic bottles of Crystal for Paris and her champagne guzzling friends – which they then promptly poured all over themselves. Obviously (why, what else are you supposed to do with it?)

Apparently the Malaysian tycoon decided to splash out on the ridiculous lavish gift for the reality star after the socialite had come face-to-face with her ex Doug Reindhart who was in the same club as them. According to club revellers Doug tried to compete with Jho Lo by buying four gigantic bottles of Crystal but that was no match for the Malaysian businessman who then went onto buy the club’s entire supply of bubbly.

Jeezus. $5 million dollar of booze for a downpayment to get a taste of Parasite Hilton’s crusty crustacean? This sick bastard. On the other hand, he’s asian so he’s probably used to the smell and taste of raw, rotten fish.

Comments Off

Date Posted: July 29, 2010 - 2:31 am by: Paris
Categories: Uncategorized

You think you hate Orlando Bloom now? Well here’s another reason to hate him even more. It wasn’t even more than a month Miranda Kerr’s ass married Orlando B. and now sources are saying that the Victoria’s Secret Supermodel is already knocked up!

Us Weekly says:

“She’s definitely pregnant… Miranda’s thrilled,” says a source close to the Australia native, who wed the actor, 33, at an undisclosed location — reportedly in the Caribbean — less than a month after revealing their engagement on June 21. “She’s telling all her friends, mostly other models, about it.”

While the pal says no official announcement will be made, the couple of three years’ big news will be hard to keep hidden.

“She poses in lingerie,” says the friend of Kerr, who has modeled for Victoria’s Secret since 2007. “It will be obvious soon enough.”

As much as I want to pull out the lucky bastard’s testicles, you got to give the guy credit. He went from being a sissy elf, to a sissy pirate to the fucking king of men who got to impregnate the hottest chick on the planet. Sonofabitch.

Comments Off

Date Posted: July 26, 2010 - 2:36 am by: Paris
Categories: Kate Major

Just days after Kate Major filed for physical assault from D-lister douchebag daddy of Lindsay Lohan, she’s got another lawsuit for him to wipe his ass on. This time, Michael Lohan has upped his asshole skills to the point of taking a stolen shot of Kate Major’s nekkidness while the latter was passed out on the bed. I never really wanted to see this.

Via PopEater:

“Michael Lohan is a disgusting human being and father. He took these pictures of me when I was asleep and without my knowledge. At the time he was my fiancé. I have just found out about these images today and moving forward my lawyer, William O’Conner, will be handing the legalities of anyone that reproduces them.”

Well I have to say I’m surprised that Jon Gosselin didn’t think of this first when these two twats were still an item. Much as I’m aware that Kate would hump anything for fame, I doubt this was the angle she wanted for her spotlight debut. Lohan is a sick man, a con and needs to be beside Lindsay. It would be endearing to see a father and a daughter sharing this bond—in freakin jail.

Comments Off

Date Posted: July 1, 2010 - 2:43 am by: Paris
Categories: Megan Fox

Why….this sly little cheat…

I don’t know how Megan Fox’s ass managed to squeeze away from the rope I tied her to in my bed but somehow between my short trips to the bathroom and to the pharmacy to get Viagra, she escaped and ran away to Hawaii to get married to Brian Austin Green.

Star reports:

“They had a fairly large wedding, but there were clearly more security people than guests!” the insider tells Star. “They had so many security people that they had to call in local security because the hotel security alone wouldn’t do. It was very hush hush. Everyone was sworn to secrecy.”

The location of the wedding — which took place Thursday or Friday — was the Four Seasons Hualalai at Historic Ka’upulehu on the big island of Hawaii. The hotel has many amenities like a golf course and a spa. The hotel is known for throwing big, A-list weddings.

“The place is perfect for a Hollywood wedding,” says the source. “It’s very romantic and scenic. Megan and Brian had already been there for a few days. It seemed like a spur of the moment thing. I don’t think it had been planned long.”

Fine, you can have her Green. Enjoy the endless supply of handjobs from a wonky thumb! I put up with that, woman!

Comments Off

Date Posted: June 25, 2010 - 3:39 am by: Paris
Categories: Audrina Patridge

When fans aren’t stalking a pale-ass fake Vampire like R Pattz or paparazzi-rape victims like Kristen Stewart, they stalk a different alternative, a walking blow up doll with big fake tits. Audrina Patridge’s tits was being stalked by a 25-year old man named Zachary Loring who pleaded no contest on the crime:

Via Idontlikeyouinthatway:

A man arrested outside Audrina Patridge’s home has pleaded no contest to stalking “The Hills” star and will undergo psychiatric evaluation. Deputy District Attorney Wendy Segall says Zachary Loring entered the plea Monday in Los Angeles and will undergo a 90-day diagnostic evaluation before being sentenced. If found competent, he could be sentenced to up to two years in state prison.

All these hot bombshells and he chose this one? I agree. Put that nutcase in a mental institution where he belongs. If he thinks a dumb bimbo like Audrina Patridge is stalker-worthy then he really needs to get his brain checked.

Comments Off

Date Posted: June 8, 2010 - 3:17 am by: Paris
Categories: Lindsay Lohan

You might be wondering what a Neanderthal cave whore is doing at the beach trying to wave off paparazzis with a dead branch. Well wonder no more because it’s just our little crackwhore Lindsay Lohan embracing her inner cave crackie and she does it very naturally.

Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s ass and semi-naked body frolicking at the beach for some photoshoot. Blech. Not even Encino Man would try to hit that.

Comments Off

Date Posted: June 4, 2010 - 1:56 am by: Paris
Categories: Kelly Brook

I’m not sure what good thing I’ve done in my life lately but my dream has finally came true! My dream girl Kelly Brook is now in talks with Playboy to do some nekkid shots of her smoking hot body!

The Daily Mail reports:

Speaking to the Sun, a source said: ‘This is a huge opportunity for Kelly who is without doubt one of the world’s most beautiful women. Playboy is an iconic publication which is known across the world as a sophisticated title. ‘It’s a real honour to be asked to do Playboy as obviously they are very picky about who they want. ‘And by the same token it’s a real coup for Playboy as there probably isn’t a red-blooded male who won’t be looking forward to pictures.’

I promise to not kill baby bunnies until I see those Kelly Brook Playboy pics. And just to make sure this won’t get jinxed, I’ll stop selling asian chicks to my next door neighbor. Anything to catch a glimpse of this British bombshell in the flesh.

Comments Off

Date Posted: June 2, 2010 - 3:17 am by: Paris
Categories: Jessica Alba

How else can we celebrate memorial day than in the memory of Jessica Alba’s ass? I remember when she wasn’t married and knocked-up, Jessica Alba was the hottest and baddest bitch on the planet. But now, all she is a big bowl of ‘meh’. It’s like a fuckin’ black hole sucked all the hotness out of her.

These ass candids are still a delight to see and savor it will it lasts ‘coz we can be sure Jessica Alba will be back in the boring as hell rock she’s been hiding under together with her career.

Comments Off

Date Posted: May 27, 2010 - 2:31 am by: Paris
Categories: Heidi Montag

Yesterday I posted about the Rosie Huntingon-Whiteley chick who is said to be replacing Megan Fox in the next Transformers 3 movie, and she was looking all kinds of scrumptious well someone else is wanting to snag that role and that someone is Heidi Montag. Now before you spit that coffee to ROFL, maybe you should see this:

I know you guys think Heidi Montag is a joke and she is but we’re talking about Michael Bay here, a man who’s known to eat a bowl of tits for breakfast—alphabetically from D to A. Besides, since the last Transformer movie was kind of like a joke to begin with, I’m thinking this one could be a flop. So until Optimus Prime grows a double D rack, not a lot of people would want to watch this. With that in mind, maybe casting Heidi Montag’s tits for the role isn’t such a bad idea after all.

Comments Off

Date Posted: May 26, 2010 - 3:10 am by: Paris

Since we won’t be expecting to see Megan Fox’s hotness and bad acting skills on the next Transformers movie, I think it’s only fair that we know who the next face is that we’d be drooling over. So, without further fuckin’ around, let me present to you…Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Via The Sun:

MOVE over MEGAN, there’s a new FOX in town. Jaw-droppingly gorgeous ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY will take over as the leading lady in upcoming blockbuster Transformers 3. The British Victoria’s Secret model, 23, has been offered the role in the sequel – after Megan sensationally quit the franchise last week.
Rosie follows in the footsteps of Bond girl OLGA KURYLENKO and HALLE BERRY, who also made the leap from catwalk to silver screen.

Looking at Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s sexy pics, I think it pretty much contradicts the rumors that Michael Bay fired Megan Fox because she was too thin. So basically, Michael Bay just wants a new slut to play with. That being said, now we all know who’s washing his Ferrari over the weekend.

Comments Off

Previous Page - Next Page