Wow, two Megan Fox posts today! It only means one thing, Lindsay Lohan isn’t awake yet to make the headlines. Earlier I posted rumors about Megan Fox being offered a role in the next Pirates of the Carribean movie as a mermaid who seduces Johnny Depp. Well these Megan Fox bikini candids with her boyfriend Brian Austin Green at the beach pretty much tells us what to expect from her in that movie.

You got to admit she looks really freakin’ thin and boney these days but what’s even freakier is that malnourished ninja turtle abs she’s sporting. While I’d like to fantasize about her as a hot topless mermaid, those trashy alleyway hooker tattoos makes her look more like some swamp creature that gives pirates a blowjob for some buffalo wings.

It was Audrina Patridge’s birthday sometime over the weekend, and she chose to do socially relevant things like posing in a skimpy bikini and hosting a pool party for her 25th birthday. Works for me.

Here’s a bikini-clad Elisha Cuthbert spending the weekend on a beach in Mexico. Well… Someone’s been putting on a little weight lately.

Heidi Klum and her lucky bastard of a husband Seal, plus the entire family I guess, celebrated Mother’s Day by hanging out in Mexico for a little vacation. Well, the best part of this post is that Heidi Klum is in a bikini, showing off her post-baby body.

Kelly Brook looking sexy in a bikini. No photoshop done. Hot, hot, hot.

Now, hit the thumbs.

I don’t care if your show is number one in ratings or something, if you know you look hideous in a bikini, then DON’T WEAR ONE. Take a look at Jersey Shore’s Snooki for example. What she did right here, is nothing but this: she made a complete fool out of herself.

Olivia Munn is famous because she’s a geek. Yeah, that’s right. Being a geek has never been this hot! Here she is and her bikini pics from her vacation in Hawaii to warm up our lazy Sundays. Enjoy!

Aside from Paris Hilton, another MTV reality star was in Vegas too. Well, it’s The Hills’ Kristin Cavallari in her skimpy black bikini. Nice ass.

Paris Hilton was in Rehab yesterday–well, not rehab-rehab, but “Rehab-The Ultimate Daytime Pool Party” in Las Vegas. And because it’s a pool party, she showed off her boring bikini body. Guess she forgot to wear her wonder bra this time.

Here are the girls of the MTV reality show, Jersey Shore, enjoying the sun in the beaches of Miami. Oh wait, I only posted the pics of JWoww in a bikini. Hope you don’t mind. I just don’t want to ruin your day with the pics of the other two fugly reality stars.