Date Posted: October 28, 2010 - 12:55 am by: Paris
Categories: Blake Lively

Finally, some good news! After being anal fucked without the lube by news about Lindsay Lohan I’m starting to grow cold sores all over my lips…her fuckery is just too strong for my immune system to take so this one’s a fuckin’ relief! Blake Lively’s ass is back in the market fellas! Heck yea, I can already visualize Blake’s very available legs wrapped around my head. Via Us Weekly:

They’re professionals,” an insider tells Us Weekly. “They’re still good friends and hang out on the set.” The source says that the duo — who met as preteen actors in L.A. — “kept this news to themselves for a while.” Even those closest to the twosome may be shocked to hear the news. “Nobody on set had any idea,” says the insider. “They’re really just private.”

Now I’m not really a rebound- kind of guy but if Blake Lively needs a peen to release all the anger and emotions, I’m so fucking in, and I mean that in the literal sense. I’ll bang her real hard it’ll straighten up her bad acting skills.

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Date Posted: September 29, 2010 - 12:45 am by: Paris
Categories: Blake Lively

Apparently, we’re not the only one who wants a a piece of Blake Lively’s ass. It turns out Alec Baldwin wants a piece of this sexy-ass blonde and isn’t shy to let the whole world know that yeah, he basically wants to fuck her. Via Digital Spy:

“These younger girls, whether they get naked or not, are the biggest stars, who are the role models,” he told E! News. “I’m a big fan of [Blake Lively]. I think she’s a really really gorgeous woman, very stylish. These are the ones who have all the influence.”

I was about to give Baldwin a mental kick in the ass but then he proceeded to talk about Lindsay Lohan and glad we’re on the same team!

Baldwin added: “There are certain people who, I won’t name, but they are in and out of rehab, they’re getting arrested for drug use and they’re twittering about their drug problem – it’s a shame.

Here’s Blake Lively’s ass in tight jeans at some event. You know what else is a shame? I’ll never get to tap that ass!

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Date Posted: August 4, 2010 - 1:22 am by: Paris
Categories: Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson better watch her back because not all people who gives hear the pearly whites are into motorboating her funbags wanting to be BFFs with her. Some of them are actually sneakier than a fart in an elevator and I’m talking about Blake Lively. NYDN is saying that the Gossip Girl starlet has been trying to snatch away Scarlett’s role in the upcoming movie Gravity by talking to the movie’s director, Alfonso Cuaron behind her back. I mean in her defense, what self-respecting famewhore wouldn’t pull that stunt once in her lifetime, right?

Anyway, the sources are saying that when she heard that Scarlett Johansson’s tits has verbally agreed to be one of the leads in the sci-fi survival flick, it was Blake’s cue to peddle the vajayjay to the director for the role. Unlucky for her, her knockers weren’t that big enough so Cuaron gave her the NO. These are the times I wish I was in somebody else’s shoes. Alfonso, man, where is your creativity? If it was all up to me, they’d be trying to beat each other for that role, in a mud wrestling competition—topless!

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Date Posted: August 31, 2009 - 2:32 am by: Paris
Categories: Hilary Duff

Though she has tried so hard to move away from her Disney-sugary-sweet image, Hilary Duff still looks like the Lizzie Maguire kid that we knew years ago especially now that she has gained weight again. Not that it’s a bad thing, but yes, it is. But because she’s not on crack like her other then-Disney rival (yes, it’s you Lindsay Lohan), she doesn’t waste time being stuck on this Goody two shoes image and goes a little daring, in kissing scenes, at least. Here are snapshots of her kissing her Gossip Girl co-star Penn Badgely, and I must say, this looks a little heated. I wonder what Blake Lively thinks about this? Hmmm…

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