Well apparently even real masculine-looking guys who gets to bang the hottest chick on the planet still stray away from the jugs to go fantasize aover A-lister actors’ dicks. I’m talking about Penelope Cruz’s long-time fiancée, award-winning actor Javier Bardem’s man-crush for Brad Pitt. He said in an interview with Elle that he thinks Brad Pitt’s beauty is desirable and his ‘physicality is so amazing to see’. Basically, Javier is implying that he finds Brad’s body as tasty as a burrito with red hot chili salsa.
I don’t know about you but after reading the interview, I sense Tom Cruise is already in the works writing a Brokeback Mountain 2 script using a pen attached to his asshole. But seriously, I’m not sure where these homo-erotic comments of Javier are coming from but the only way I could approve of a Javier Bardem-Brad Pitt sextape is if Penelope Cruz is also in it.
Angelina Jolie attempts to shift everyone’s attention from all the break-up rumors to this: her scary, tentacled neck. Some say it’s just photoshop, others say botox. I say it’s from some tedious exercise that Angie does that involves her mouth and Brad Pitt’s peen.
Is it just me or Jennifer Aniston’s breasts are really bigger? Here she is on the set of her upcoming movie, Bounty Hunter, in a somewhat see-through dress. Well, if ever Jen really had her juggs enhanced, I won’t be the one to judge. You got to understand how she feels now that her dream of Brad and Angelina breaking up is a little far from reality.
Rachel McAdams graced the World Premiere of her movie, The Time Traveler’s Wife, last night at New York City. In a sexy, cleavage-revealing ensemble, the The Notebook star walked the red carpet of the premiere alongside her co-star Eric Bana. Also seen in the event was Brad Pitt minus his baby momma Angelina Jolie.
The tearjerker best-seller-turned-movie will open in theaters on August 14.
Angelina Jolie looked beautiful at the premiere of Brad Pitt’s The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, overshadowing the star of the movie, who looked really weird with his mustache (Brad looks like Robert Redford at the premiere). But Angelina was sheer hotness that night. Anyway, check out the many faces of Angelina Jolie in the gallery below.
Angelina juggles work and being a mom to six kids. And she still looks beautiful. I don’t know how she does it but I hope she maintains her appearance for years to come so we’ll all have someone to ogle during hard times like these.