Aside from Paris Hilton’s cleavage and seemingly big boobs, what is even more of a big news is that she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt already called it split. But then again, based from these pics, I guess the bigger news is the return of Paris’ magical racks. Well, anyway, these two has been breaking up now and then, and I hope this time it’s for sure. *cross fingers*
Well, these two acted fast to denounce those break-up rumors. Britney Spears and her agent/boyfriend/ex-boyfriend (whatever), Jason Trawick, were seen together yesterday shopping. Although they were caught holding hands and sall, they sure don’t look like they were enjoying each other’s company. But yeah, maybe they aren’t really broken up after all.
Madonna and Jesus Luz were caught making out in a night club in Rio De Janeiro last night. And I thought these two have broken up already; clearly they weren’t, or if they did split, they’re now back together. Damn. Someone help Jesus get professional help.
Finally. After quite a while, underwear Jesus Luz came back to his 23-year-old mind, realized that there are hotter chicks in the world and it is gross to be having sex with a woman 14 years older than your mother. Madonna and her boytoy reportedly broke up, as initiated by Jesus. Maybe it was because of the previous reports that Madonna and her ex-boyfriend Alex Rodriguez got back together. But I bet my bottom dollor that what happened was this: Jesus just got in an accident, temporarily lost his mind and eyesight, dated Madonna, and now his senses came back to normal that he puked upon seeing who was in bed with him. And the rest is history.
Charlize Theron dumped Stuart Townsend, her boyfriend of 9 years, and stopped wearing the commitment ring he gave her. The actress allegedly broke up with Stuart because their relationship turned platonic from romantic. A friend of the ex-couple revealed, “They had become more like brother and sister than lovers. It was she who ended it. She truly loved Stuart but the relationship ran its course. He is heartbroken but she is insisting it is all over.“
I guess Charlize isn’t a fan of incest. It must really be horrifying to kiss (someone you treat like) your brother. Well, except for Angelina Jolie.
UK’s tabloid News of the World reported that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt has already signed papers for legal separation and custody of their six children. However, sources close to the hottest couple in Hollywood denies this, saying that “Everything is fine.” The couple has yet to confirm or deny anything, which they never did actually, despite the number of rumors circulating that they have broken up already.
I wonder what would these tabloids get if ever these two really break-up? If you ask me, all I want to get is Ms. Jolie, but I doubt Mr. Pitt is ever going to let go of her.
There were always rumors even before of Jessica Biel’s and Justin Timberlake’s break-up, after three years of being together. But always, and it never fails, that as soon as the reports hit the news stands, JB and JT are photographed holding hands the day after. So what happens after is that it would turn out that whoever made the break-up story is a lying bitch who is lusting over JT but JT never returns the favor. (Sounds like Lindsay Lohan, hmmm.)
And now, it happened again: Star reports that Justin dumped Jessica for a third party, who they say is Rihanna. But a day later, the couple were seen out and about together (see photos). This twist and turn of events confuse me. So what’s the real score between these two? I say, BREAK UP ALREADY. Judging from the looks on their faces from these photos, I think they already hate each other now but choose to stay together because… Who the hell knows?
Access Hollywood, usually reliable, were apparently mistaken about the report they issued Monday on the Samantha Ronson-Lindsay Lohan breakup. That is, Lindsay herself claims. She said in her blog:
little piece of TRUE information:
we did NOT break up!
access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six…AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE
So it’s not true, huh? This is really exciting. No, not really. Let’s move on to the next post, hopefully one with pictures of sexy and almost naked women.