Shauna Sand has a competition! It’s none other than crazy party girl, British glamour model Katie Price aka Jordan. Just when you thought Katie is calming down on her craziness, meaning her adventures with men and booze, here she it again making headlines and this time she drags her daughter down with her. Katie Price announced to the media she wouldn’t mind if her daughter wanted to take her clothes off and be a glamour model like herself. Princess Tiaamii is just 2 years old, yet her mom said she would encourage her once she hits 18 to join the topless ladies at Page 3. Way to go, mom!
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Yes, isn’t it lovely to wake up on a Sunday morning with this view outside your window? Here’s British glamour model Jessica Jane Clement in her bikini. I certainly prefer her topless, but I like her better post-boob job.
Even though she’s wearing a really small bikini barely containing her massive boobs, British glamour model Chantelle Houghton looks really overdressed. That comes with baring your boobies every chance you get as a profession, and Chantelle is one of the best at that. At least she knows when to do it and when not to, unlike some other glamour models who drop trou every chance they get. Gotta give this one props for keeping it in her pants.
This is certainly something you don’t see everyday. British glamour model Danielle Lloyd got into a really bad fight with the supposed ex-girlfriend of her current beau that led to a bloody Danielle which resulted in these shocking photos. I’m so used to seeing Danielle looking like this, so I’m naturally worried to see her in this state. Despite all the snarky comments about celebs I write on this site, I would never in a million years wish something like this on anyone. Except maybe Speidi. Not to worry, our favorite busty British babe is doing alright after emergency surgery on her right leg that got a pretty bad cut – hence all the blood. Something tells me she’ll be back to baring her breasts pretty soon.
British glamour babe Jennifer Ellison (or as I’d like to call her, “Not-So-Baby-Spice” on account of her looking like a 40-something Emma Bunton) is looking a bit peaked in these sexy lingerie pics. Maybe the strain of carrying all that extra weight in front of her has finally caught up with her. While her body is undoubtedly amazing, she could use a week at the spa. Maybe a little bit of collagen. And while she’s at it she should get those roots touched up as well. Still hot though.
British glamour model Danielle Lloyd, without the lighting and the photoshop looks nothing like the hot and sexy topless model we see in Nuts Magazine. Here she is, walking down the street with some dude who looks like a stretched-out Guy Ritchie, and all I thought was “another Janice Dickinson photo!” So I guess it is true. Not all actresses look exactly like they do in magazines. My world has officially crumbled to the ground.
Brit glamour babe Chantelle Houghton knows that her boobs are big. Huge. They’ve pretty much been the bread and butter of her entire career. So it’s no surprise that even on vacation, she’ll take every opportunity to make some money. How? By prominently featuriung those very mounds in the tiniest bikini top she could find. Then again, those boobs will fill up evgen the largest-sized bikinis there are. And we are more than happy to look.
What is it with these UK glamour models shifting gears and getting photographed… clothed! It’s weird and at the same time frustrating since I’m not so used to it. Attempting to go mainstream, Keeley Hazell dons some haute couture and tries to pass herself off a model. I really don’t get it. There is nothing more mainstream than being naked in a magazine. Practically everybody has done it. And those who haven’t could only dream of doing it. And here Keely is, the queen of nudie mags, and she’s modeling?! Come on, we all know what you’re good at, and it ain’t this.
I’ve finally figured out why Jennifer Ellison does her best to look as sexy as possible by wearing next-to-nothing or nothing at all. Looking at these pictures of a fully-clothed Jennifer, it hit me: she’s really not that pretty. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d still hit that six ways to Sunday, but it’s just an observation that came to me suddenly. It’s the centerfold syndrome. You see a naked women with amazing… um… assets spread out in front of you in the pages of a magazine, and her face is the last thing you notice. So note to Jennifer: keep doing more of this, and less of the pics here.
We’re more used to seeing Danielle Lloyd looking like this, but I’ll be the first to admit that her in a swimsuit is just as hot as her being buck-naked. The British glamour model is shooting photos for an upcoming project – no word if it’s a 2010 calendar or a catalogue shoot, all I know is that photographers were there to capture the behind-the-scenes goings-on. It would be interesting to see the final product, which I definitely will post here as soon as they’re available. So stay tuned!