Jessica Simpson revealed on the Ellen DeGeneres Show that she doesn’t brush her teeth everyday. No shit.
“Because my teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday,” she said. “But I don’t brush them every day.”
Jessica also said she wipes her teeth with her shirt all the time, that’s her alternative to brushing. She added, “I know it’s gross but I always have fresh breath. It’s really weird but I have great breath.”
RIGHT. And elephants can fly, Jessica. Well, I guess we’ve finally discovered why Jessica’s boyfriends still dump her even though she’s a sexual napalm.