Date Posted: September 15, 2010 - 12:56 am by: Paris
Categories: Jennifer Aniston

That’s right. It’s pretty slow today so I figured Jennifer Aniston’s tits might help with things around here. That and the fact that John Fucking Mayer is rumored to possibly motorboating those puppies again. Sources say that Jen was spotted backstage to Douchebag Mayer’s concert-thingy in Atlanta and then sneaked off to a private party in his hotel room.

Jen was in work-out clothes and had a baseball cap pulled low over her face when she visited with John backstage after his performance, a source tells RadarOnline.com. “She looked gorgeous and seemed to be really enjoying herself. She and John laughed a lot.” Afterward, Jen and John and several people connected with his tour all went back to her hotel, The Ritz-Carlton, where he rented a private suite for an impromptu party.

While I think John Mayer is the biggest dick in the music industry figuratively speaking, you can’t stop a cougar from getting hers!

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Date Posted: June 23, 2010 - 2:49 am by: Paris
Categories: Kourtney Kardashian

Contradicting what her sister Kim Kardashian said in an interview about disliking women who breastfeeds, Kourtney Kardashian revealed in her most recent interview that she actually loves feeding her child milk straight from the tap, if you get my drift.

Contact Music reports:

Kourtney Kardashian has revealed breastfeeding is “amazing”.

The 31-year-old reality TV star – who has six-month-old Mason Dash with her boyfriend Scott Disick -loves the benefits breastfeeding offers for both her body and that of her son.
She explained in her People.com blog: “I’m still loving it. I love the bonding time, love that it’s natural and what your body is made to do, love the benefits for his body and mine. I find it to be such an amazing womanly thing.”

Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian is promoting another kind of milking that involves a chocolate dong.

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Date Posted: June 15, 2010 - 2:53 am by: Paris
Categories: Sarah Palin

Last week, rumors of Sara Palin’s implants has been circling around the internet with the before after pics. Who does these things? If you ask me, this sounds like the work of an anti-Republican basement bum who Sarah Palin probably dumped in highschool but the brunette milf would not let five minutes pass where people would give in to the fake funbags rumor so she talked to Fox News host Greta Van Susteren and told her what’s up.

Us Weekly reports:

Sarah Palin tells Fox News host Van Susteren:

“No, I have not had implants. A report like that is about as real and truthful as reports that [my husband] Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that [my son] Trigg is not my own child,” the former governor of Alaska, 46, told the host after being questioned point-blank.

“To be judged on or to be talked about on appearance — say chest size — it makes me wear layers, it makes me have to waste time figuring out what am I going to wear so that nobody will look at an area that I don’t need them to look at,” Palin said. “I want them to hear what it is that I’m saying. It just ends up wasting time and that’s very, very unfortunate.”

Well, for the record though I’m sure we’ve been checking out Sarah Palin’s boobs even before these rumors came out so I don’t know what she’s talking about. And Sara, if you really want to clear those rumors, drop the layers and show them those Republican goodies if they’re as real as it can get.

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