Remember the Christina Aguilera pics that were leaked earlier this week? Some of you doubted it was her well boo ya motherfuckers, it is her! Not like I really care but arguments like this about almost naked chicks over a beer are what makes the rest of my weekend so listen up! Via Celebslam:
“The photos of Christina Aguilera being leaked to the press were illegally obtained by a hacker who tapped into Christina’s personal stylist’s account. The photos were taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist.”
So wait, she fucked her stylist too?? Dayum. What below-average nobody does she not fuck?
For the Nth fucking time, Jason Trawick didn’t beat up Britney Spears’ ass ya’ll!! …or that’s what she claims. StarMagazine, the mag who’s releasing audio shit that proves Brit Brit was a battered gf at one point is still sticking to their story and the popstar isn’t too amused about it and wants the haters to kick her hillbilly ass! Via Us Weekly:
Britney Spears wants to make one thing clear: Jason Trawick never laid a hand on her. “Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, yawl can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!” the singer, 29, tweeted Thursday. The biting statement comes on the heels of a Star report that alleges Spears reached out to ex Jason Alexander after Trawick, 38, allegedly “beat her.”
Wow StarMagazine is really shitting in on this one. But let’s wait for Gloria Alred to buttfuck this opportunity without lube. You can be sure she smelled the money from miles away!. Get ready for the upcoming fuckery fellas…
The famous popstar Britney Spears has been together with her agent Jason Trawick for almost three years now and we never hear shit about her private life…until now. Reports are saying that Britney Spears’ ass got beaten up by Trawick a few months ago. She got abused ya’all! Via Star:
“Britney is in an abusive relationship,” the entertainer’s first husband says in a detailed interview with Star. “She told me her life had turned into a nightmare.” Childhood friends Britney and Alexander stayed in touch after their 55-hour marriage was annulled in 2004. But their casual texts, phone calls and emails took a dark turn when she recently confided that Trawick “hit her so hard it gave her a black eye,” Alexander says.
Now we all know abuse is an unfun thing and anyone doesn’t deserve to be abused no matter if they’re borderline psychotic and flashes their cooter but I’m calling b.s. in this one. We all know Trawick is dry-humping Brit Brit’s bank account and is only with her for the cash. He wouldn’t sucker punch his way out of the cash bin. For pete’s sake don’t hate on the guy who’s working hard for the moolah. It’s a two-way thing really since he seems to be more of a personal nanny to the kids than the boyfriend anyway.
There are some rumors circling around lately that Christina Aguilera divorced her husband/divorced by her husband Jordan Bratman because of a third-party. First, some nosy bitches said it was probably Lindsay Lohan’s ex-carpet muncher Samantha Ronson but now, reports are not only saying Christina Aguilera has cheated with that guy in the pic who’s a production assistant on her latest movie Burlesque, she’s also knocked up with his baby! Via Twirlit:
“A source tells PEOPLE that their relationship began as a friendship, but soon blossomed into something more, as Christina announced her divorce from husband, Jordan Bratman.
“It’s not serious yet, but it’s something she is exploring and finding comfort in,” the insider reports. “It’s new and she’s taking it day by day. She and Jordan were having problems for a long time. What kept them together is their love for their son. She met [Matthew] during a difficult time, and leaned on him as a friend. After she and Jordan separated, the friendship turned romantic.”
Does anyone really care anymore at this point? She could be knocked up with Tiger Wood’s baby and it’s still old news. Though, I kinda doubt she’s got a baby brewing in her tummy. That’s just all the Doritos she munches on to drown the guilt. Welcome to showbiz fuckers!
It probably sucks to be the mom of a 24-year old gold-digging manwhore who licks on a 101-year old woman’s crusty crustaceans every night, more so if it was Madonna. Mrs. Vidal is the mom of Madonna’s main toddler slash boy toy and is telling everyone her feelings about her son getting molested by Madonna’s rapey hands, among other things. Via National Enquirer:
“My mouth fell open when I realized that my son was Madonna’s new boyfriend,” said 44-year-old Patricial Vidal. “I’m still trying to come to terms with it.” Her son is professional dancer Brahim Zaibat, 24. He met the 52 year-old Material Girl in September when he performed at the launch of her and daughter Lourdes’ new clothing line in New York. A stunned Patricia says: “Madonna was already a big star when I was a schoolgirl, let alone when Brahim was growing up. The whole situation is very strange.”
Dayum. How can this not change everything? Can you honestly look at your son the same way thinking at the back of your head that he’s banging the Madonna?? Well good job mom, this is what happens when you force-feed him stories of the crypt-keeper as a child.
It’s been a while our ears and eyes haven’t bled with the the Mel-Oksana fuckery and I figured somebody has to report that shit. Here’s the latest news about the freak show and this time we got a shot of Oksana Grigorieva’s happy knocked up mug after the alleged beating. Now if this isn’t a face of either some softcore S&M lover or a desperate gold-digger hell bent to milk some cash, then shoot me dead. Via TMZ:
“According to Dr. Ross Shelden’s declaration, Oksana showed up at his office at 9 AM on January 7, 2010. Dr. Shelden claims he observed two “fractured front teeth, minor abrasions on her face and bruising to the left temple area of her face.” Dr. Shelden says, “[Oksana] broke down and admitted to me that she was hit the night before in Malibu,” and then reluctantly admitted Mel was the culprit, saying, “…she was extremely nervous about this information getting out to the public.”
Dayum. The things people motivated by money come up with. This bitch doesn’t need a dentist, what she needs is a pschyiatrist to lock up her crazy-ass in an asylum. You can’t trust a hoe with two chipped teeth, in the first place. Also, the fact that she looks like the aborted love-child of Angelina Jolie and Octomom is in this pic, isn’t really helping.
Courtney Love thinks she’s still desirable and she wants to prove the world she still can bag any man. Maybe not for her charms. but for her money. Courtney is reportedly dropping some G’s for a date with dark-featured hottie Adrien Brody at a fund-raising event. Woe is Adrien. Via New York post:
Has Courtney Love set her sights on a new man? Despite recently complaining of money woes, she bid a whopping $17,000 for tea with Oscar winner Adrien Brody at Paul Haggis’ Artists for Peace and Justice fund-raiser for Haitian schools Friday night. Spies said Love got into a fierce bidding war with Gerard Butler over Brody at the bash, which also marked the opening of restaurant Salon Millesime at the Carlton Hotel on Madison Avenue.
You gotta love the effort done by Gerard Butler trying to save his buddy from this monstrosity. I know sometimes tragedy happens when you least expect it but geezus! Courtney fuckin’ Love?? If I was Adrien’s buddy, the least I can do is to set him for an advanced earliest possible appointment at the free clinic.
It must be hard to be Kendra Wilkinson’s husband, ‘coz no matter how politely you suggest that she take her plump ass on the treadmill, bitch can’t take hints! Playboy just released their latest issue for the mag with Kendra Wilkinson’s tits on the cover in some Santa outfit which was taken two years ago, way before she had a baby. Well this was the cue for her husband Hank to give her a little mental nudge to get back to that body, but I don’t think it’s gonna happen buddy.
“He’s like, ‘I’m so proud of you! You look so good!’” Kendra, 25, told UsMagazine.com of her husband’s reaction at a signing event for Ab Cuts at a GNC store in L.A. “Even though that’s like, so long ago, I’m like ‘urghhhhhh!’” she added, doing a fist-pump move.
“I’m very happy, very honored to be on the cover with the old pictures,” cooed Kendra, who’s gotten married and had a son (Hank IV, nearly one) since that nude photo shoot.”
Well since Christmas is just around the block, maybe he should try other tactics. Like giving her that treadmill as a Christmas present. If that’s not too obvious enough, then I’m gonna go ahead and think she’s got to much bleach on her hair, it messed up that part of her brain that’s responsible for comprehension.
What with all the bad news going on right now, e.g. Miranda Kerr knocked up, Megan Fox getting hitched, it’s nice to know life isn’t so much of a bitch after all. The good news is, Rachel Weisz ass is back in on the market! The brunette bombshell from The Mummy and Constantine just separated after 9 fucking years! Geezus…I can’t even stand seeing the same chick after one night, let alone 9 years. Via TMZ:
“Reps for the former couple tell TMZ, “Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky have been separated for some months. They remain close friends and are committed to raising their son together in NYC.” Sources tell us the couple will seek joint custody of their 4-year-old Henry Chance.”
I’ve always thought Rachel Weisz is one of the hottest things that ever walked Hollywood and I’m sticking by it. So Rachel, baby, if you’re hearing me…let’s give lust love a second chance. Also, I’d prefer you don’t make a mess leaving my mom’s basement in the morning. K thanks.
Well it looks like Christina Aguilera is handling the divorce with Jordan Bratman pretty well because reports say that Christina and Nicole was spotted over the weekend on a double date with the Madden brothers at the Soho House. The said source went far as to tell us that both she and Benji have been hooking up a lot since the break-up for the steamy rebound sex. Via Hollywood Life:
“While it may just be a “sex thing” now, our source also claims Christina, 29, and Benji, 31, may be more than just a hookup. “Benji has met Christina’s son and he even wanted her to move in with him. She said no, but not in a bad way.”
Woah woah woah, wait a minute! What about the Lindsay Lohan-Samantha Ronson threesome she kinda mentally promised us soon? Fine…maybe a swinger couple with the new crowd would do. What do you suggest fellas?