Date Posted: June 21, 2010 - 2:36 am by: Paris
Categories: Hayden Panettiere

I’m not really sure what the deal is with this midget on all fours ontop of a table but it could be interesting if the next few shots show a bunch of guys waiting in line for some backdoor action. Hayden Panettiere posted this lame blurry pic of herself on Myspace. Maybe she’s trying to be the next Myspace Phenomenon for trolls.

Well on that note, I’m sending her a friend request, that is if I can manage to worm my way through a gazillion other friend requests from midget-lovers and child-touching pepaws on Myspace.

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Date Posted: June 1, 2010 - 3:16 am by: Paris
Categories: Kristen Stewart

We don’t really hear much of Kristen Stewart in interviews and what not unlike Lindsay Lohan who’s basically The Truman Show of Hollywood but now I know why. Because when Kristen Stewart opens her piehole, shit automatically comes out.

NDTV reports:

Twilight star Kristen Stewart hates being pursued by paparazzi so much that she has compared the experience to being “raped”. “It’s so… The photos are so.. I feel like I’m looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can’t handle it. I never expected that this would be my life,” said Stewart. “What you don’t see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction. All you see is an actor or a celebrity lit up but a flash,” she added.

Huh. Unless someone sticks his camera lens up your ass, that ain’t rape, you overreacting no-talent little brat. You want to know what the real rape here is? When I watched your gay-ass Twilight movie. Not only was my ass sore when the movie was over, I had to consult a therapist for that shit when I know I’m forever scarred.

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Date Posted: May 27, 2010 - 2:49 am by: Paris
Categories: Adrien Brody

Don’t expect to see Adrien Brody near any goat farms soon because the actor is apparently traumatized by one special goat he recently purchased. The actor said he wanted two female goats as pets but ended up with two male goats, one with a big wiener, he had no idea were raised in Brokeback mountain.

Toronto Sun reports:

And Brody quickly realized that one of the goats was gay – and the other was terrified.
He explains, “The more well-endowed goat took a liking to the other one and I swear it was traumatic. There was a lot of crying and goat noises and I felt incredibly guilty and I didn’t know what to do. I had homosexual goats.”
The actor admits the goat love got the better of him and he had to let his odd pets go.

Dayumm…that was pretty sick. I imagine it could be totally disturbing when you sleep in the middle of the night only to be awakened by two gay goats climaxing in unison. Well, now we all know who didn’t RSVP’d Adrien Brody for his dinner invitation last weekend.

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