Date Posted: September 27, 2010 - 4:04 am by: Paris
Dayum! Two Lindsay Lohan posts in a day. I’m pretty sure there’s a side-effect to posting too much fuckery in one day. Anyfirecrotchway, these Lindsay Lohan heroin pictures have been circling around the web and reports say this happened back in 2007. It shows the ginger whore playing with a syringe and doing slutty poses infront of the camera.
That’s not all, who else would always be in attendance when it comes to  celebrity scandal but Paris Hilton. Seen in these thumbs is Parasite making out with Lindsay, an actual photographic evidence of a new upcoming strain of STD we all should watch out for!
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Date Posted: August 30, 2010 - 1:37 am by: Paris
Categories: Heidi Montag

Since I know you guys are shitting for an update on that Heidi Montag-Karissa Shannon sextape, here it is, but it might be a little disappointing. Heidi Montag is apparently queefing that the sextape doesn’t exist. Okay, so it’s very fuckin’ disappointing! But wait, all’s hope not lost fellas. Pat your dick and tell it that it’s okay because Karissa is saying the complete opposite and that there is more that she doesn’t want the public eye to see which in whore translation means ‘How much are we talking about here?”.

The blonde Playboy Playmate says in an interview, “I talk to Heidi every single day and I tried to be there for her when she was going through her divorce, but now it’s starting to affect my life. Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don’t want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi.” Ya’ll know how this goes fellas. We go back to jacking off over sexy-shaped tupperwares until this sextape comes out.

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