I know you guys have probably heard of the tale of Charlie Sheen, his stolen thousand-dollar watch and kleptomaniac hooker. Well here’s an update: The hooker, Capri Anderson, is not pushing through with her lawsuit anymore. She was suing Charlie’s ass for terrorizing her and threatening to kill her while she locked herself in the bathroom as she called the cops. When cops came they saw Charlie dozed-off broke-off his ass on the floor. A few days later, Sheen sued her for stealing his $165,000 Patek Philippe watch while Capri is suing him for not paying her $20,000 for her services that night. Did I lose you or something? I know, this is just a bunch of ho hum everyday Hollywood thing I don’t even know why I even bother telling you guys. Here’s the update via CNN:
“Walsh admitted to several people that she had in fact stolen a very expensive watch from Sheen, and that she had given the watch to a friend to hold,” the suit said. It was the disappearance of the Patek Philippe watch from Sheen’s hotel room that caused their evening to go bad last month, according to Sheen’s petition. “Sheen asked Walsh to return the watch, and when Walsh refused and falsely denied that she had taken the watch, Sheen became extremely upset,” the suit said. “Walsh then locked herself in the bathroom of the hotel room and refused to come out.” The lawsuit says that “At no time did Sheen assault, batter or threaten Walsh.”
Well there are two lessons to be learned from this story. 1, never trust a hooker and 2, haven’t you bitches learned not to mess with Charlie fucking Sheen?? Yeah, the same guy who ‘accidentally’ shot her ex-wife Kelly Preston in the leg. I’m just sayin’!
Charlie Sheen took a break from traumatizing a whore to fart out his innermost feelings to the public, telling everyone to give him a break ‘coz everyone has shitty nights once in a while. As for the whereabouts of his expensive watch which triggered his transformation to every hooker’s nightmare, it’s still in the missing watches list. Via Extra:
“If a guy has one bad night everybody goes insane and panics… I’m not panicking,” Sheen said.
Still missing his rare Patek Philippe 5970 watch worth $150,000 which he claims he lost the night of the incident, the actor didn’t seem to be too upset. “The way I look at it, if you have expensive tastes, you gotta be prepared for expensive losses.”
I’m not sure what this douche is trying to say but if ‘one bad night’ has it’s own dictionary, I doubt you fellas can find a picture of an aging madman trashing a hotel room in a hooker-and-coke fueled rage. Neither the picture of someone holding a knife to his wife’s froat on Chirstmas day. Just sayin’!
Don’t expect Charlie Sheen to reflect on his recent situation by going to church or spending quality time with his kids after getting away with the lawsuit on threatening your wife with murder after holding a knife to his wife’s neck for 20 minutes. Nope, Charlie doesn’t roll like that.
Because what better way to celebrate victory over justice than by partying at the Playboy Mansion last Saturday night with blonde bimbos that he could choose as his next victim. Here’s the photo of Charlie Sheen in silk pajamas with two blondes who looks like the dayshift hookers in my ghetto hood. But eff those hookers, you gotta love how Ron Jeremy photobombed this shot.