Suprise! There’s Ke$ha Sex pics hidden somewhere in some bastard’s computer waiting to be unleashed! Yep. Our nightmares just might come true! The ultimate nightmare before Christmas! I would rather see The Grinch’s ass than Ke$ha’s pussy…MERCY, NO! Via Celebuzz:
According to the Associated Press, a 17-year-old and 23-year-old are under investigation by German authorities for a year-long hacking spree targeting celebrities. They reportedly sold songs and files, earning more than $13,000 and allegedly tried to blackmail an unnamed female singer with nude photos. There’s no official confirmation on who that celebrity is, but reports claim it’s Ke$ha involved in a sex act.
Cmon, man! How fuckin’ sick can you be leaking this trashy whale’s naked body, let alone pictures of her fucking? I think we all would be fine not seeing this fuckery before 2011. Don’t you agree??
Well fellas, it looks like being forced to watch Dancing with The Stars by your women won’t be too bad after all. Reports say Lindsay Lohan will strutting it in the next DWTS series! It’s gonna be a Lindsay Lohan pussy upskirt fest guys! This is awesome! Via Radar:
Lindsay Lohan is secretly in talks to be a contestant on the hit show Dancing With the Stars, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. After what seemed like endless legal woes that landed her in jail and now rehab, Lindsay is negotiating for the chance to change her image by appearing one ABC’s mega hit.
Who doesn’t want to see Gingerwhore’s fire crotch, right? But let’s be serious here, I’m not sure she’s cut for it. it takes a lot of hardwork, commitment and punctuality to do the thing, and those three thigns are not even in her vocabulary. If the producers will allow her to just make a cameo and do the banana dance naked, then we’ve got a show!
Looks like Katy Perry is totally dickmatized by Russel Brand’s dong because on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today she told Ellen that say she is determined to change her last name to brand. Katy Brand? It doesn’t have a jingle on it anymore! Damn you Russel Brand! You already have Katy Perry’s tits, you selfish basterd! Via Us Magazine:
“If I’m at an event or something like that and [someone] want[s] special attention. They go, ‘”Mrs. Brand!’ and I go shwoosh,” the singer said, turning her head to demonstrate. Ellen DeGeneres then asked if she’s making that official. “Yes, I am actually,” Perry said. “I’m in the process.”
Whatever. She’s still gonna be Katy Perry to me. It’s kinda hard to rub one out when she’s Katy Brand in your head. Makes you visualize shagging Katy with Russel Brand watching on the corner of the room. Yep, exactly! Just like that on the pic above! Yeesh.
You may have heard about the fuckery about Kanye West impregnated Kim Kardashian, well you’re right about, it’s fuckery. Kim K is telling people that she isn’t knocked up with Gayfish’s baby and didn’t even want to have a relationship with the douche. Via MediaTakeout:
A source very close to Kim tells Hollyscoop the report is “absolutely not true,” adding that the report is simply “ridiculous.” MediaTakeOut reported, “Kim has been seeing Kanye [West] off and on for years now. But this summer, they [hooked up] five or six times.” The insider continued, “Kanye told her that he didn’t want anything serious, but Kim really likes him.”
Well thank goodness this shit didn’t happen or I’d have to take up snorting hash again. Can you imagine what the kid would be like being the child of two of the most egoistic attentionwhores in celebworld? It would be a fetus and they would still stick a camera up there. You know that’s a fact.
I’m not sure who dropped her as a baby but during her interview on Lopez Tonight, Kim Kardashian’s unfortunate-looking sister Khloe is apparently comparing airport security to being raped. Yeah, because rapists touch your waists, boobs, thighs, says ‘thank you’ and ‘next!’ Via Radar:
“Well, they basically are just raping you in public,” she said. ” I got asked the other day, do you want to go for a screening or get patted down. I don’t want that X-Ray to see everything, honey.
“But the people are so aggressive. It’s like, ‘Chill out, you didn’t find anything on me yet, calm down. They say, ‘OK, I’m going to be patting you down and I’m going to be touching the crease of your ass.’ That is so inappropriate.”
Somebody’s being a little too sensitive here, aren’t they? I can just imagine Khloe heading to the airport and the TSA guys are ribbing each other, ‘Oh snap, here’s that Sasquatch sister, bring the new guy in!’. But seriously, she should be flattered that someone would even want to touch her in a suggestive manner.
Now this has got the be the shit news of the century. Apparently, some nosy sources are saying that Kim Kardashian is knocked up with Kanye West’s child! Oh no he di’int! Well yes he did, according to a close friend of the Kardashians. Via MediaTakeOut.com:
And now, according to the insider, she suspects that Kim Kardashian is PREGNANT. The insider explains, “Kim is being very secretive about everything. She calls [Kanye] almost non-stop and wants to know what she should do.” The insider reportedly OVERHEARD the conversation between Kanye and Kim, with her OWN EARS. So when can we expect an announcement. MediaTakeOut.com’s snitch explained, “Knowing Kim, she’ll coincide it with her show, in one episode her and Kanye go out on a date.”
Well I highly doubt this story is genuine coz of the simple reason that Kanye would rather take a dildo up his butthole than put his mini peen in Kim Kardashian’s ass. But if this fuckery happens to be true, I suggest a priest should be standing by the ER ready to perform an exorcism.
Well it looks like the things that are comin’ out of Chelsea Handler’s mouth is as dirty as the things comin’ in. At a stand-up show in New Jersey, she appeared to be possessed by the spirit of Jennifer Aniston where she called Angelina Jolie a wife stealer and a punani, among other things. Via Blemish:
“She’s a homewrecker, she is. She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f***ing b***h.”
Funny how someone who got the fame from sleeping with a producer to get a show and releasing a sextape(which by the way damaged my retina) has the audacity to call Angelina Jolie a cunt and a bitch among other things. She should stick to what she knows best, like I don’t know, what does this old hag do again?
It’s kinda funny to think that someone still thinks people are still interested in seeing Jennifer Lopez’s ass. I mean sure that’s some hot shit…10 years ago! That douchebag is none other than Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husband Ojani Noa who’s spent most of his life after they divorced trying to put her life into a living hell, releasing stuff to ruin her reputation. Thankfully, having a million dollar lawyer helps silence that bitch–for a few while ‘til it finds another hole. This time, we’re talking about Jennifer Lopez’s punani. No pun! Via Radar:
“JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in as plain view as Paris Hilton, Britany Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past,” said Ed Meyer, a rep for Lopez’s ex-hubby. “This is among other nudity on her part in the now 21 hours of home movies, that we have so far recovered.”
Jennifer Lopez’s cooter on a scooter. Now who would’ve thought that would still make headlines? Wow this tool has a lot of time on his hands. If he would just divert all that time and energy in trying to get a sextape with someone actually news-worthy like say my future wife Adriana Lima, then he would get that credit he’s been jizzing over for the past 100 years. But until none of that isn’t happening, he needs to get a clue and move the eff on.
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It hasn’teven been a month since the news of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker spearation and John Mayer is already sniffing on Eva Longoria’s ass. Reports say the mighty douchebag is working on making her his latest victim. Via PopEater:
“John is crazy about Eva,” a friend of the crooner tells me. “There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.”
I see a trend here. Look at this fucker’s history. He dated Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift. I’d say Mayer goes for damsels in distress to make them think he’s their knight in shining only to transform into an ogre who’s only trying to get in their skirts.
Who wants to know how Khloe Kardashian and that time someone popped her cherry? No I know you don’t want any of this but sit your ass down unless you have something useful to do. Didn’t think so! Well the monster of the Kardashian bunch went to The View to talk about her lost virginity and said it wasn’t a Yeti who devirginized her, but a way older guy, adding she did it just to be cool and not kicked out of the loop. Via Radar:
“I feel like I was almost conned, well not conned, but persuaded, because he was older and I felt I wouldn’t be accepted or cool or whatever.
“Then I do remember when I was done, I felt, after two months of secretly dating this guy, I felt so disgusted with myself. I stopped talking to him and actually didn’t have sex for three years after that because I knew I was young and I knew I wasn’t ready.”
I loved the fact that she said she was conned into having sex like that wasn’t at the top of her to-do list before turning sweet sixteen. I bet the one who felt conned was the guy who thought it was Kim Kardashian’s ass he was banging after she put on a disguise to lure him.