Well apparently, Ashton Kutcher isn’t a cheater after all, because licking on someone else’s punani other than your 60 year old wife isn’t counted when you’re in an open marriage. Yep. This fuckery was brought to you by Ashton’s sideline whore claiming that the May-December couple is into threesomes and shit and the one and only reason why Demi Moore’s ass feels betrayed is that she didn’t get to join in the fun. More of this shit via Hollywood Life:
“He said they share women, but he isn’t supposed to go off and sleep with women on his own,” she told Star. “He said Demi had to be there and that Demi likes to pick the girls out.”
While Brittney thought she could be Ashton’s girlfriend on the side, he quickly squashed that possibility. “He explained that he and Demi had a deal where they had to share lovers. He felt bad that he had been with me and didn’t share,” she claimed.”
This may sound creepy but I think there’s a possibility that this Brittney slut is just an escaped sacrificial lamb. How else do you think Demi Moore’s skin looks like the ass cheek of a newborn child? Ofcourse! She loves to bathe in young people’s blood! *cue in thunder bolt sound effect*
Okay, who here wants to see Jennifer Aniston naked? Because it’s her career on the line here, Jennifer Aniston decided to take things to a whole new sluttier level in her upcoming movie comedy, Wanderlust. Since her last few movies totally bombed at the box office, the brunette cougar is getting desperate to still stay on the spotlight so she’s doing full frontal this time!
That and uh, she smokes pot. That and she sleeps with every other guy. That and she does a threesome with two other women. Uh, yep. Reports say in this movie, she plays as a wild rebel who goes topless to stop a slew of bulldozers who smokes weed on the regular. That should be interesting. Hopefully the censor bar would be just above her neck.
Jennifer Aniston celebrated her 41st birthday in a bikini, with her friends Courtney Cox and Sheryl Crow, and her rumored boyfriend Gerard Butler in Mexico. Sure, Jen’s body is rocking for a 41-year-old, but something’s just not right. Oh well, maybe it’s the fact that her birthday celebration was most definitely a cougar party, with a Spartan on the side.
We know Madonna is a notorious cougar, but it looks like she’s a woman who’s not easy to get over too. The 51-year-old singer is reportedly back on with his ex, NY Yankee Alex Rodriguez, as the two spent a weekend together at A-Rod’s house in New York. Take note, Madonna is still seeing her latest boytoy, 23-year-old model Jesus Luz.
Interesting. I wonder what these young bachelors see in Madonna, or what Madonna does to them that they kept on coming back for more. So could the rumors be true that Madonna delivers a porn star performance in bed?
This is shaping up to be either one of the surprise hit new shows for the fall, or it could fall flat on it’s face and cause ridicule for everyone involved. After her series Dirt was canceled after only two seasons, Courteney Cox tries her hand at TV once again with the series Cougartown which is essentially Sex and the CIty for 40-somethings. So basically, Sex and the City NOW. While signs point to promising for this dramadey, the show is gonna have stiff competition from the similarly-themed American version of the British cult hit Absolutely Fabulous. I guess there’s only room for one show in cougarville, and the fall hold the answer to which it will be.
CSI Las Vegas star Marg Helgenberger is doing just fine after the departure of Willam Petersen from the show. She says that working with replacement Laurence Fishburne is just a dream and they’re slowly finding their dynamic. Too bad the same can’t be said about her private life. She has divorced from her husband, actor and SAG president Alan Rosenberg recently. No reason has been released to the media, so we can only speculate. Well, for a high-profile sexy MILF on a top-rated TV show, you can be sure she won’t be single for long.