Well…well…well…have you heard of this? Some nosy bitches are saying that there’s a Demi Lovato sextape waiting to be unleashed but since it hasn’t crossed our retinas yet, Pornhub is jumpin in on the action and is now offering Demi a heaping sum of money to star in a porn film. They even sound considerate enough to let her choose her own genre. I don’t see why she’d turn down this lucrative and flexible offer. Via TMZ:
“TMZ has obtained a letter from the folks at Pornhub.com, offering Demi chance to be featured on their site. The company is obviously excited (no pun intended) at the idea of a Demi sex tape — even though her people say the rumors are “disgusting.”
Pornhub is offering Demi $100,000 for the tape — even offering her the caveat that, “You don’t have to star with male talent, we are willing to accept a solo or Girl-Girl scene just as long as it’s shot in HD.”
Based on Demi’s history, I think she would fit better in the s&m category, since she has skills in popping a snitch in the face. It’s a good idea to release all that hate and anger inside her into this porn flick. Better than rehab i say!
Remember that chick who popped a snitch’s face? Yeah, that Disney chick who’s currently marinating her ass in rehab. This Demi Lovato slut just got racey pics of her leaked in Twitter and it shows her in some softcore lesbian shit! Holy Shiznit! These pics are speaking directly to my weiner!
It seems like she’s gotten ahold of The Kim Kardashian handbook to famewhoring and bitch is doing it right! Here’s the rest of Demi Lovato’s tits getting eye fucked and licked by these lesbian chicks. Now I know why Joe Jonas quit her ass.
So you all know Demi Lovato’s meltdown just a few days ago, right? Well there’s more to it, and this time it comes on video! Yep. Apparently, Demi Lovato was partying a week before she checked her ass in rehab and since we’re talking about a self-cutter with daddy issues who’s got a knack for the bad shit, she decided it would be the best time to dive nose-deep in coke. Lucky for us, someone videotaped the whole thing. That’s right, there’s a Demi Lovato coccaine hoovering tape! Via Radar:
“It is the video that will rock Disney and one of its biggest stars and if released publicly, will stun millions of fans around the world. In the footage, Lovato can be seen expertly hoovering the drug up her nose through a rolled up note, according to the amateur cameraman who captured the shameful images.”
Wow. At this rate, Demi Lovato is making Lindsay Lohan look so prim and proper. Now since we’re at the subject of leaked tapes, I’m just playing the waiting game for her naked video to come out. I’m sure some basement nerd has one in his basement somewhere.
Apparently, Wilmer Valderrama’s chick scope isn’t limited to cokewhores and pussy flashers, he’s into Disney chicks too who checks themselves into rehab for coke and smashing a bitch’s face. Reports say that Wilmer is hitting Demi Lovato’s ass. Dayum, this guy is slick! Page Six reports:
“The two started seeing each other in May right after her breakup with Jonas,” a source on the tour said. “She would show us pictures of them together.” Another source said Valderrama has been a big part of Lovato’s life leading right up to her decision to seek treatment.
Okay I got to admit Wilmer Valderrama used to be my hero. Are you kidding me? A dude with a track record of humping under-aged starlets and not getting his ass to jail must make you a god. But seriously man, this is 2010 already and you’re 30. This is getting kinda creepy already.
Because most Disney kids turn into either sluts or self-mutilating emo chicks, Demi Lovato’s ass reportedly waltzed it’s way into rehab for emotional issues and eating disorder, which I assume in Hollywood term means “ckecked in for coke”. Via TMZ:
“Demi Lovato left her tour early this weekend in order to seek medical treatment for emotional and physical issues she has dealt with for some time. Demi has decided to take personal responsibility for her actions and seek help. She is doing just that. [Demi] regrets not being able to finish her tour, but is looking forward to getting back to work in the near future.”
Well, it’s just another screw up from the Disney school of early childhood whoredom life story for ya fellas. Seriously, with all the money Disney is making I think they should build their own rehab for these young hoes.
If your peen was doing the banana dance this morning and you couldn’t figure why, then maybe it has got to do something with the fact that your little guilty pleasure Disney slut chick Demi Lovato just turned eighteen today! Heeeeells to the yeah! No more closing the windows when your jerking off to sexy pictures of this rockstar-ish Latina hottie incase the FEDs kick the shit out of your door and taser your pedo dick.
Nope, those bastards can sure fuck off ‘coz she’s finally 18! I don’t know about you fellas but I’m just gonna go ahead and prep myself for leaked pictures of Demi Lovato naked or something to come up anytime soon ‘coz I’m sure they’re just lying comfortably somewhere in some hairy dickwad’s hidden folder in his laptop(I’m looking at you Joe Jonas) waiting for this day. Well the day has come douche. Take your finger off your asshole for a minute and show me them titties! Not yours! Jeezus!
Joe Jonas should take the time out from singing his gay love songs and instead hum the tune of Britney Spears’ “Oops I did it again!” because apparently, he broke someone’s heart again his trademark a-hole way. Spencer Pratt, you’ve found your VP for your Douchebag Club.
US weekly reports:
After just a few months of dating, Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato have called it quits, a source confirms to UsMagazine.com. Adding insult to injury: Jonas dumped Lovato over the phone. “He didn’t have the heart to do it in person,” the source explains. And it’s not the first time Jonas has ended things that way: back in November 2008, his ex Taylor Swift admitted he dumped her during a “27 second” phone call a month before.
Dude, seriously? You couldn’t even have done it through a singing gorillagram? And what straight guy would dump one hot girl after another? Let’s not be blinded people. This has GAY written all over it.