Date Posted: May 21, 2010 - 3:12 am by: Paris
Categories: Amanda Seyfried

Realizing the dangers of herpes after the rumors broke out that her boyfriend Dominic Cooper was spotted getting all flirty with Lindsay Lohan The Walking Cesspool at a party in Cannes a few nights ago, Amanda Seyfried finally quit the douche.

Us Weekly reports:

Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper are “on a break,” a source tells
The couple — who began dating about three years ago — have not officially split.
“They have been on and off for a long time,” the source tells Us. “Right now, they are taking some space from each other.”
“They still talk all the time and are trying to work things out,” continues the source. “They are still very good friends.”

Let’s just hope this Amanda chick will be smart enough not to take his cheating ass back! Anybody who dips his peen in Lindsay’s gutterhole has a death wish. In no time, Dominic’s dick will fall off before his career will.

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Date Posted: May 20, 2010 - 2:19 am by: Paris
Categories: Lindsay Lohan

Just to clear out the rumors that she’s found another lesbian lover and to get payback time after Amanda Seyfried implied in a recent interview that she’s immature, Lindsay Lohan is now following in the steps of Sienna Miller in the homewrecking department.

E!News reports:

“They were having fun, paryting,” an eyewitness tells E! News. “Lindsay was dancing.”

Cooper is in town to hype his new film, Tamara Drewe; Seyfried, meanwhile, is back in the States promoting her new chick flick, Letters to Juliet.
At one point, Cooper was dancing on a couch while Lohan stood on the floor beneath him.

“They were being coy with each other,” the clubgoer says. “Not really touch, but flirty. After Grace’s performance the sat down at the table next to each other and were hanging out.”

If this is actually true, then Amanda Seyfried better quit the boyfriend’s ass because there hasn’t been a disinfectant known to man that can kill the smegma odor of Lindsay’s vajayjay off this tool’s weiner.

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