The walking wardrobe disaster slash ass-clown known as Lady Gaga probably thinks everybody wants to see a hermaphrodite in it’s underwear so it showed up at a Yankees game pantless and wearing just a Yankee shirt that still didn’t really cover its fug. I mean, seriously. How many queers can you find at a freakin’ baseball game? Since it was drunk and bored like a pedophile in an empty playground, it started fondling its tits in the freakin’ stadium which caused the security to ban its hermy ass for good.
NewYork Post reports:
A fuming Hal Steinbrenner informed Yankee Stadium executives that Lady Gaga is permanently banned from the team’s clubhouse after her boozy antics — including swigging whiskey and repeatedly fondling her boobs — during a visit to the house that Ruth built Friday night, sources told The Post.
The songstress and two girlfriends sauntered their way into the Bombers’ clubhouse — without team approval — and hung out for 30 minutes after the team lost to the Mets.
She showed up in the fifth-inning and threw a tantrum when she was seated in the front-row. After cursing out nearby photographers, she forced the team to move her to Jerry Seinfeld’s luxury box. Then she flipped off the Flushing crowd with both fingers after swilling beers.
So Lady Gaga was drunk off its ass at a Yankees game, groping its tits and flipping off the paps? I think this is all a scheme so security would take it in the shower while it hopes to get gangbanged. It is so predictable.
Good lawdy! Somebody’s been giving that leprechaun sitting on a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow a shitload of blowjobs ‘coz this bitch couldn’t get any luckier! Wow I don’t even know. Apparently, Lindsay Lohan can continue being Lindsay Lohan partying AND boozing with the help of Benjamin Franklin ofcourse.
The man who posted Lindsay’s bail yesterday — David Perez — tells TMZ Lindsay didn’t really forfeit her $100,000 bail. The judge just applied the $100,000 to the new, enhanced bail, adding another $100,000 on, thus forcing Lindsay to pay an additional 10% premium to Perez. So Lindsay has really lost nothing, other than having to pay a total of $20,000 to the bail bondsman. If the SCRAM people tell the judge Lindsay is drinking again, the judge will go through the same drill. Judge Revel can’t revoke bail altogether and throw Lindsay in jail … because the case involves only a misdemeanor. As long as Lindsay keeps paying the increased premium, she’ll be free.
So basically, this leech is the fuckin’ Houdini of the celeb world. Looks like justice won’t be throwing Lindsay Lohan’s ass in jail anytime soon. That being said, I guess it’s safe to say this this David Perez is like the god of blowjobs right now.
Because she is the Roman Polanski of the alcoholic crackheads of Hollyslut, U.S. Customs and Border Protection has a warrant arrest for Lindsay Lohan as soon as she arrives in US soil…if she’s ever thinking of coming back. This crackhead has used all the excuse in the book not to get her ass to court hearings and it’s about effin time somebody slapped a warrant on her forehead!
Judge Revel set bail at $100,000 and said Lindsay can post bail and remain free until the next court hearing, IF she does the following:
- drink no alcohol
- wear a SCRAM bracelet
- submit to random drug testing at least once a week
Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, told the judge the story TMZ broke — that Lindsay claimed her passport was stolen and she tried getting on a flight to make it on time but was turned away. At one point Holley said, “I don’t know what else to tell you.” But the judge didn’t buy Lindsay’s argument, saying “Actions speak louder than words.” The judge felt Lindsay could have gotten a replacement passport and made it back on time. And, the judge said Lindsay had “a history of not keeping scheduled appointments.”
Well come back home soon Lindsay! Everybody can’t wait to see you………………behind bars!
Just to clear out the rumors that she’s found another lesbian lover and to get payback time after Amanda Seyfried implied in a recent interview that she’s immature, Lindsay Lohan is now following in the steps of Sienna Miller in the homewrecking department.
“They were having fun, paryting,” an eyewitness tells E! News. “Lindsay was dancing.”
Cooper is in town to hype his new film, Tamara Drewe; Seyfried, meanwhile, is back in the States promoting her new chick flick, Letters to Juliet.
At one point, Cooper was dancing on a couch while Lohan stood on the floor beneath him.
“They were being coy with each other,” the clubgoer says. “Not really touch, but flirty. After Grace’s performance the sat down at the table next to each other and were hanging out.”
If this is actually true, then Amanda Seyfried better quit the boyfriend’s ass because there hasn’t been a disinfectant known to man that can kill the smegma odor of Lindsay’s vajayjay off this tool’s weiner.
In today’s episode of Lindsay Lohan’s trainwreck life, Lindsay continues to give oral to a bottle of booze which led her to act all crazy than she already is. More of the scenario of this Hollywood gutterskank’s meltdown by Page Six:
Page Six reports:
“Lindsay Lohan started another fight in a club — this time with New York Ranger skaters Aaron Voros and Sean Avery at 1Oak. The troubled starlet threw a drink over Voros’ model girlfriend, Jessica Stam, and then tried to get all three thrown out of the Wildfox fall-collection party the other night.
A spy relates, “Lindsay threw a fit because she wanted to be at their table near the DJ. But she claimed she didn’t want to sit with Aaron and said, ‘He’s my ex-boyfriend. I don’t want him anywhere near me.’ Voros denied knowing her. A drink then flew in Jessica’s face, and Lindsay demanded their table be moved out. Club bosses refused and tried to calm her down. Stam, Voros and Avery were shocked but didn’t retaliate, and Lindsay left shortly afterward.”
We await Lohan’s inevitable denial, but we have multiple witnesses.
A different source said “Lindsay threw a fit. There was total drama for absolutely no reason.”
Somebody told me she was sober when these upskirt pics were taken but knowing her close-ties with alcohol, I’m not so sure anymore. Watch out for next week’s episode, Lindsay Lohan locks herself in an underground cave, with absolutely no communication to the outside world for twenty years or as long as I’m no longer alive!