I guess that whole showing-too-much-skin-in-an-Arab-country-will-get-your-head-chopped-off stories we hear about does not exactly apply to walking biohazard Paris Hilton since here she is posing on the beach in the smallest bikini for all to see. And she’s still alive. She’s in one of the richest countries in the world to film the Dubai version of her Paris Hilton’s BFF show, and also to get paid millions of dollars to be some sultan’s whore for a day. I kid. Maybe not millions, more like a couple thousand. I can’t wait to see this edition of BFF only to get a chance to see Paris covered up in a burka.
The controversial couple recently had another big fight in Dubai, where Sam took up DJ duties at the grand opening of the billion-dollar hotel Atlantis, The Palm resort in the United Emirates. The Daily Mail reports:
A source said, “At one stage Lindsay approached Sam in the DJ booth and screamed at her, ‘How many more songs? How long ist going to take for you to pack up?’” Another source adds, “Lindsay and Sam fight every day, screaming, crying, and yelling at each other. Sam and Lindsay are very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it.”
It is rumored that the couple are in therapy together after almost coming to blows at a London nightclub when Sam caught Lindsay dancing with her ex Calum Best. “Every day for Sam means questioning, ‘Is this worth it?’” the insider says.
Usually, when a someone mentions catfight, I perk up at the thought, imagining two beautiful women clawing and tearing at each other’s clothes until both are naked and locked in a steamy embrace. But when the names Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan get thrown in, I’m like, no thanks. I may be a perv, but not pervert enough to watch this two go at it. Everybody knows what Lindsay is missing and why she’s been so uptight lately.