Not everyone can grasp the concept of what Scientology really is about. They kinda strike me as some crazy-ass group who want to live on earth like robots just waiting for their number to come up before Xenu’s tentacles abduct them. But when I heard about this awesome prank the Scientology leaders played on Tom Cruise, I just got enlightened.
‘Tom Cruise was secretly videotaped as he spilled his guts in Scientology confessional sessions, and those tapes became fodder for Scientology cocktail party humor … this according to a high-profile and former high-level member of Scientology. Mark Rathbun says in his blog, he recorded Cruise during the confessional sessions and Scientology guru David Miscavige read the transcripts at parties, “joking and laughing” at them. Rathbun says the video was “well-concealed” in the VIP auditing room, per orders of Miscavige. Rathbun says Miscavige ordered him to prepare transcripts of the sessions. Then, according to Rathbun, Miscavige would hold late night whiskey parties, reading the transcripts and laughing out loud. The nature of Tom’s alleged confessions were not disclosed.’
Ohh man! This is some funny knee-slapper humor! Just wow. We were wrong about Xenu and his people! See, nothing to be afraid of ‘coz they know how to have fun. They make celebrity midgets like Tom Cruise confess their guts, put it on tape and laugh about it in the round table afterwards! Are you kidding me? That sounds awesome…now where do I sign up?
My apologies in advance. I know that the sight of Gossip singer Beth Ditto having an upskirt while exiting a car may not be the cup of tea for a lot of you, but I posted these pics because I am concerned. When Gossip broke into the music scene a few years ago, lead singer Beth garnered a lot of praise for embracing her full figue while still rocking it out for audiences. Now, a few years later, she seems to have embraced it just a bit too much. I’m not concerned about her size, but the health risks associated with that. She’s a really talented musical artist with an amazing voice, and I personally would hate to hear she’s having health problems because of her weight. So I hope Beth reads this and know that I want her to keep healthy while still rocking the full-figure.
Performance level has never been a problem for Joss Stone. But it looks like she’s headed towards has-been status very soon. Her latest concert was booked at a tiny rec room usually reserved for birthday parties that accommodates about 500 people. A far cry from the 3,000-seat arenas she usually plays in. That’ll teach Joss to be in craptastic films like Eragon. Blechhh!
Could there be some animosity between Rihanna and Katy Perry? As you know, in the recent NRJ Music Awards in France, Perry had to give up her award for International Song of the Year because it was mistakenly given to her. The true winner was Rihanna’s Disturbia. The paths of the two have not crossed since the night’s fiasco, but we’re sure to be watching out for it. That would be one hot girlfight!
Access Hollywood, usually reliable, were apparently mistaken about the report they issued Monday on the Samantha Ronson-Lindsay Lohan breakup. That is, Lindsay herself claims. She said in her blog:
little piece of TRUE information:
we did NOT break up!
access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six…AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE
So it’s not true, huh? This is really exciting. No, not really. Let’s move on to the next post, hopefully one with pictures of sexy and almost naked women.
Could it be true that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are no longer a couple? If so, I must say that Lilo’s looking better and better every time I see her. She’s been looking great from the past photo sets I’ve seen of her and all those pictures were taken without Samantha lurking in the background. Hmm, could it be Lindsay’s getting her much-needed dose of men again? That would certainly explain her healthy glow. She seems content and satisfied (pleasured?). We’ll see.
How can she feed the kid in her womb if she can’t feed herself? I pity this kid if the rumors are true. NZCity reports:
The 22-year-old star- who shot to fame alongside twin sister Ashley in hit US TV show Full House aged nine months – has sparked rumors she is expecting her first child after her weight shot up to 102 lbs, according to National Enquirer magazine.
A source said: “Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy.”
Mary-Kate has been dating New York artist Nate Lowman since the beginning of the year and is said to have been inspired to start a family by late actor and close friend Heath Ledger – who told her becoming a father was the most rewarding thing he had ever done.
The source added: “Mary-Kate really took Heath’s words to heart. She wanted the same kind of fulfillment in her life that Heath found in his after becoming a dad. She is really happy with Nate and is very excited they will soon be starting a family together.”
Well, if Mary-Kate Olsen wants some sort of fulfillment aside from having millions of dollars, then I say go for it. And with her weight shooting up to 102 lbs, I’m pretty sure she’s pregnant. With twins. Or possibly even triplets.
“Newlyweds” Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in Los Angeles after their honeymoon in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. The pair were not wearing any wedding rings.
When asked if they were going to start a family, Heidi said, “We are going to start it.” God forbid.
Spencer was also asked what they did on their honeymoon and he replied, “It’s all on video tape.” Does this mean there’s a sex tape involved? With these two, you never know. It wouldn’t be surprising to find out that their “wedding” took place at a studio made to look like Mexico. Spencer spouted some words of wisdom just before getting into their waiting car, “I recommend getting married to anyone!”
Now I’m definitely never going to get married because Spencer himself said that.
Why am I not surprised about this? Anyway, it seems that these attention whores’ wedding might not be legally recognized back in the United States. Sources say Americans must undergo a lengthy process which includes a blood test from a local physician and providing authorities with birth certificates. Further reports say:
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt appear on the Wednesday cover of US Weekly with the headline “Heidi & Spencer Elope!” But were their nuptials a legal marriage, or just an elaborate photo shoot? Images given to US Weekly by the couple show the pair at various stages of a wedding ceremony at a chapel near Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on Nov.20. The accompanying story features an interview with the couple, as well as details about the rings, Montag’s dress, and the content of their handwritten vows.
The story does not address whether they obtained a marriage license or took part in a separate civil ceremony, which is required by Mexican law to make a union binding.
A couple can register their marriage up to 10 days after a ceremony, but California does not recognize marriage ceremonies outside the United States, according to the state’s Department of Public Health. A couple can petition a court later to have their marriage legally recognized.
What do you think? Legal marriage or just more attention whoring from these two?
The controversial couple recently had another big fight in Dubai, where Sam took up DJ duties at the grand opening of the billion-dollar hotel Atlantis, The Palm resort in the United Emirates. The Daily Mail reports:
A source said, “At one stage Lindsay approached Sam in the DJ booth and screamed at her, ‘How many more songs? How long ist going to take for you to pack up?’” Another source adds, “Lindsay and Sam fight every day, screaming, crying, and yelling at each other. Sam and Lindsay are very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it.”
It is rumored that the couple are in therapy together after almost coming to blows at a London nightclub when Sam caught Lindsay dancing with her ex Calum Best. “Every day for Sam means questioning, ‘Is this worth it?’” the insider says.
Usually, when a someone mentions catfight, I perk up at the thought, imagining two beautiful women clawing and tearing at each other’s clothes until both are naked and locked in a steamy embrace. But when the names Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan get thrown in, I’m like, no thanks. I may be a perv, but not pervert enough to watch this two go at it. Everybody knows what Lindsay is missing and why she’s been so uptight lately.