Date Posted: May 24, 2010 - 3:01 am by: Paris
Categories: Lindsay Lohan

If you haven’t had your daily dose of Lindsay Lohan fuckery, then sit back and relax and let me  leave your daily fix on the table for you. Apparently, TMZ obtained a pic of Smeagol’s long lost-sister posing with a couple of bitches, and on the table shows a line of coke waiting for Lindsay to have her way with them. Well guess what, she’s putting out her innocent face on this crap because she’s claiming that she has been set-up. Ofcourse.

Radar reports:

When reached by RadarOnline.com and asked to tell us what the white powder is, Lindsay at first replied: “What!??”
RadarOnline.com directed her to look at the photo and the white powder on the table in front of her.

Lindsay then told RadarOnline.com: “That’s a set up that’s so untrue.”
She is with friends in the photo and named a person who she thinks set her up (RadarOnline.com is withholding the name.) She also said in an email exchange with RadarOnline.com that she didn’t know the powder was on the table.

Yes, yes we all know you’ve been set up, Lindsay, just like you’ve been set up when you forgot to wear your pants in that pic. Here’s another shot of Lindsay loving a different kind of crack…

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Date Posted: May 14, 2010 - 3:07 am by: Paris
Categories: Tom Cruise

Not everyone can grasp the concept of what Scientology really is about. They kinda strike me as some crazy-ass group who want to live on earth like robots just waiting for their number to come up before Xenu’s tentacles abduct them. But when I heard about this awesome prank the Scientology leaders played on Tom Cruise, I just got enlightened.

TMZ reports:

‘Tom Cruise was secretly videotaped as he spilled his guts in Scientology confessional sessions, and those tapes became fodder for Scientology cocktail party humor … this according to a high-profile and former high-level member of Scientology. Mark Rathbun says in his blog, he recorded Cruise during the confessional sessions and Scientology guru David Miscavige read the transcripts at parties, “joking and laughing” at them. Rathbun says the video was “well-concealed” in the VIP auditing room, per orders of Miscavige. Rathbun says Miscavige ordered him to prepare transcripts of the sessions. Then, according to Rathbun, Miscavige would hold late night whiskey parties, reading the transcripts and laughing out loud. The nature of Tom’s alleged confessions were not disclosed.’

Ohh man! This is some funny knee-slapper humor! Just wow. We were wrong about Xenu and his people! See, nothing to be afraid of ‘coz they know how to have fun. They make celebrity midgets like Tom Cruise confess their guts, put it on tape and laugh about it in the round table afterwards! Are you kidding me? That sounds awesome…now where do I sign up?

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