Date Posted: November 23, 2010 - 1:31 am by: Paris
Categories: Malin Akerman

And it has been confirmed! Lindsay Lohan got kicked out of her Linda Lovelace role in the Inferno movie and Malin Ackerman’s ass will be replacing her! While Ms. Firecrotch is denying she’s been fired from the movie, which is practically the only thing going on for her at this point, the movie producers are saying they were the ones who booted her out. Via Radar:

“RadarOnline.com was the first to reveal that Wilder was backing away from his long support of the troubled Lohan to star in his movie. On Wednesday he told us he had a “Plan B” in place. And yesterday, Wilder told us it was a done deal. “We’ve fired Lindsay,” he said, revealing that “we’ve already lined up somebody else who we are really happy with.” Lindsay’s camp is insisting she wasn’t fired, it was her decision to pull out of the film.”

Malin Ackerman is a total upgrade from the cokewhore, there’s no question about that. However, I’m not so sure anyone can pull off a drug-addicted trainwreck whore as much as Lindsay Lohan can.

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Date Posted: October 1, 2010 - 1:13 am by: Paris
Categories: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan must be really having a shitty hear because reports say that her movie “inferno” in which she played as Linda Lovelace might go straight to DVD. I mean, let’s be real here. IS anyone even surprised about this? Some sources say that a few key Hollywood players they really are not that interested in the movie amidst reports that the Linda Lovelace film will be moving to Los Angeles where the cokewhore is currently marinating her ass in rehab.

One source even went on to say, “No one cares about her, or frankly Lindsay either, at this point,” said a veteran studio bigshot. “You can sense that this will be a project that will go straight to video, even if it ever really is finished.”

At this rate, I’m not sure if anyone would still want their hands on that dvd if ever that suckfest doesn’t make it to the big screen. Maybe if they add a Lindsay Lohan blow-up doll to go along with it, I would but that’s just a suggestion. And a good one eh!

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Date Posted: July 21, 2010 - 3:21 am by: Paris
Categories: Lindsay Lohan

Here’s Lindsay Lohan demonstrating to the male jury what she would do if they try to let her off the hook. No but seriously now, I’m gonna go and shut the hell up about the hearings and what not because we all know this slut really isn’t going to jail for long. Let’s talk about Lindsay Lohan’s tits because you will be seeing it on her upcoming movie Inferno as Linda Lovelace.

RadarOnline reports:

“There will be full frontal nudity,” director Matthew Wilder exclusively told RadarOnline.com of Lohan’s role in the film. “But it will not be cinematic nudity – it will be more violent nudity.
“For example, linked images of the Vietnam war – that kind of context.”

I like how this goofball compared Lindsay Lohan naked to a chaotic violent war scenario. In fucking Vietnam. Because that description alone kinda makes us visualize Lindsay Lokan naked with a shitload of angry Asian guys shooting from all directions. Okay, maybe that’s just me.

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