Date Posted: September 17, 2010 - 1:39 am by: Paris
Categories: Ashley Greene

Last week, there was a blind item from a site that made us roll our eyes about a young singer and a hottie from Twilight who are just both putting out a facade in public that they’re together–all for the name of publicity. Here goes:

“If you’re thinking that this romance between the singer and the franchise actress is fake, well, you’re right. These two have absolutely no interest in each other other than the increased paparazzi attention celebrity coupledom brings. In reality, she prefers more mature men. Actually, so does he.”

Please, like anyone believes this turd is actually motorboating Ashleey Greene’s tits? Joe Jonas is as queer as a three dollar bill! The closest relationship this one has with Ashley is with her vibrator. Maybe next time Joe, spend some QT with her tweezers too, you need it unibrow!

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Date Posted: May 26, 2010 - 2:52 am by: Paris
Categories: Demi Lovato, Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas should take the time out from singing his gay love songs and instead hum the tune of Britney Spears’ “Oops I did it again!” because apparently, he broke someone’s heart again his trademark a-hole way. Spencer Pratt, you’ve found your VP for your Douchebag Club.

US weekly reports:

After just a few months of dating, Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato have called it quits, a source confirms to Adding insult to injury: Jonas dumped Lovato over the phone. “He didn’t have the heart to do it in person,” the source explains. And it’s not the first time Jonas has ended things that way: back in November 2008, his ex Taylor Swift admitted he dumped her during a “27 second” phone call a month before.

Dude, seriously? You couldn’t even have done it through a singing gorillagram? And what straight guy would dump one hot girl after another? Let’s not be blinded people. This has GAY written all over it.

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Date Posted: February 18, 2009 - 1:20 am by: coffeeboy
Categories: Camilla Belle

Camilla Belle steams up the pages of GQ Magazine this month in some pretty tight outfits. The Push star shows her steamy side like never before, opting for a more mature look than her usual girly style. Joe Jonas better keep a tighter grip on this one ’cause these photos will certainly earn Camilla a lot more admirers.

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Date Posted: February 6, 2009 - 1:47 am by: coffeeboy
Categories: Camilla Belle

Camilla Belle’s new action movie Push is poised to take the top of the box office when it opens this weekend. But what people really want to know is her budding romance with Jonas brother Joe. They were spotted canoodling at several events. Don’t know if this will improve her standing with her tween fans (those girls are very protective of their Jonases). All I know is that this girl is hot!

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