Justin Timberlake took a break from getting strap-on dildoed in the ass by Jessica Biel to boink Olivia Munn. Reports are saying Olivia didn’t want to bump privates with Justin as long as he’s still with Jessica which led him to give her the typical ‘naw, we broke up’ sign. Via Us Weekly:
Believing he had left Biel and that her relationship with Timberlake might develop into something serious, Munn took him to her hotel, the Gansevoort Park Avenue NYC, Sept. 27 and 28, where “they were openly affectionate,” the insider adds. The insider tells Us the two “had amazing sex” that night.
Well seriously, I’m surprised on how much I don’t care about the fucky times these two twats had. What I want to know is how Jessica Biel will bust Olivia Munn’s ass with her biceps! I think these two should settle this in the best way possible. I’m thinking clothes off in a mud fight arena with dildoes, or am I being too subtle?
It sucks to be dating a chick who looks more of a man than you. What sucks even more is being stuck to that man-chick for several years now and since you’ve already lost your balls, you can’t find it so you can finally break it off with her. That’s probably how Justin Timberlake felt last weekend. He was feeling low on the self-esteem and wanting some ego booster so he hit the LA Lakers games to hit on real chicks. Only problem is, even there he gets his balls ripped off after hitting on a chick and getting rejected TWICE.
Last week Justin was sitting in the front row at the Lakers game and he was ogling this college educated Laker girl. He asked around and found the woman in charge of the Laker girls and asked the woman to please get the girl’s phone number for him, begging “Put in a good word for me!” The woman informed the Laker girl about her famous admirer and the girl replied “No thanks…” The woman reminded the dancer that Justin “isn’t married” but she wouldn’t budge. Unaccustomed to rejection, Justin later approached the Lakers PR person and asked for an introduction to the blonde dancer. Again, she flatly REFUSED to meet him!
`Well in JTT’s defense though, maybe the chick was a lesbian. Right?? Yeaah.. I’m just gonna go ahead with what everybody’s thinking…the guy’s a homo for cryin’ out loud!
Being stuck in a room full of geeks is probably one of Jessica Biel’s worst nightmares, but she seems to have been in good spirits presenting the Scientific and Technical Awards of the Oscars. The untelevised event happens without much fanfare or press coverage, so Jessica had no trouble fielding off questions about boyfriend Justin Timberlake. While a proposal seems a ways off, Jess isn’t holding her breath. Right now she’s focused on movies, with four of her films being released this year, including David O’Russel’s much awaited Nailed. But who knows, JT might grow a pair and pop the question. Let’s just hope that when he does, he’ll still allow naked pictures of Jessica Biel to circulate the ‘net.