It must be hard to be Kendra Wilkinson’s husband, ‘coz no matter how politely you suggest that she take her plump ass on the treadmill, bitch can’t take hints! Playboy just released their latest issue for the mag with Kendra Wilkinson’s tits on the cover in some Santa outfit which was taken two years ago, way before she had a baby. Well this was the cue for her husband Hank to give her a little mental nudge to get back to that body, but I don’t think it’s gonna happen buddy.
“He’s like, ‘I’m so proud of you! You look so good!’” Kendra, 25, told UsMagazine.com of her husband’s reaction at a signing event for Ab Cuts at a GNC store in L.A. “Even though that’s like, so long ago, I’m like ‘urghhhhhh!’” she added, doing a fist-pump move.
“I’m very happy, very honored to be on the cover with the old pictures,” cooed Kendra, who’s gotten married and had a son (Hank IV, nearly one) since that nude photo shoot.”
Well since Christmas is just around the block, maybe he should try other tactics. Like giving her that treadmill as a Christmas present. If that’s not too obvious enough, then I’m gonna go ahead and think she’s got to much bleach on her hair, it messed up that part of her brain that’s responsible for comprehension.
There are three things to rely on. The sun to shine, that McDonald’s will always have delivery and that Playboy’s charisma is slowly but surely being flushed down the drain. You’d know if you’re in deep shit when you bring past bitches, nevermind if they still look fit enough or not to pose naked, on the recent spreads( i.e. Pamela Anderson), need I say more? Well this time, they offered Kendra Wilkinson to pose naked but bitch denied the offer. You know you’re in trouble when even your past hoes don’t want to do anything with your shit. Well reports are saying the the reason why Kendra Wilkinson naked body won’t be on Playboy is because of her husband Hank. Via E! News:
He didn’t yell at me,” Kendra says. “He wasn’t mad at me for doing that photo shoot. He actually sat down with me and he went over the reasons of doing it. And you know, my reasons weren’t right. I wanted to do Playboy for the wrong reasons. The wrong reasons are to prove people wrong, not to prove it to myself but to people and to put my middle finger up to everybody and be like, ‘I’m going to do Playboy!’ But that wasn’t the right reason, you know?”
Could the reason behind Hank’s decision has something to do with the type of celebwhores Playboy have been courting to spread their legs for the mag? J-Woww, Oksana Grigorieva and Kate Gosselin, to name a few? I mean dude, I get that you’re trying to protect the dignifty of your marrying someone who used to lick on Hugh Heffner’s balls but it’s not like we haven’t seen your wife naked and banging a fugly-ass Albino in the most boring way possible, let alone a still spread on Playboy?!