Look it’s been a slow day and I swear to gawd if I pose another shit about Lindsay Lohan, I’m going to put a gun in my mouth. I would’ve contemplated about it had it not for the hot milf from the apartment across my window flashing me her jugs that I thought to myself, life is beautiful. Speaking of beautiful things, this one isn’t. Ke$ha, the singer who looks like your typical white gutter whore is apparently more fucked up than we expected. Bitch apparently wears roadkill, which is an insult to all roadkills, imo. Via Digital Spy:
“Ke$ha has said that she enjoys wearing handmade clothing and accessories fashioned from “roadkill” collected at her friend’s farm. Speaking to Newsweek, the ‘Tik Tok’ singer said that she would be happy for someone to wear accessories made out of her own body parts after she dies.
Ke$ha explained: “A friend of mine has a big farm in the desert, and she picks up feathers and roadkill for me, then makes it into clothes. I think it’s cool to wear roadkill. If I died and somebody wanted to wear my teeth around their neck to [the MTV] VMAs, I’d feel honoured.”
Great. Lady Gaga is wearing dead cow from a butcher shop and this hoe wants to top it. Ke$ha’s ass is so repulsive I don’t think Peta would even bother with this, and that’s saying A LOT.
Ever wonder why Kesha always acts like a disgusting pig? Well, coz she actually likes pigs! Well, fat men, in a more formal term.
This is London reports:
Kesha loves fat men. The Blah Blah Blah singer – who is currently single – admits she has a less-than-traditional taste in men and can’t stand the thought of dating someone too well-groomed.
She said: “My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don’t like really feminine men who tan. I don’t understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand’s not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.”
The outspoken 23-year-old star also admitted her biggest turn off would be to date someone who spends longer in the bathroom than she does.
She told heat magazine: “I could not bear to go out with a guy who takes longer than me to get ready. I don’t want someone who’s going to steal my moisturizer.” Though she has a lengthy list of specifications for a partner, Kesha insists she isn’t ready to settle down just yet. She said: “I’m far from lonely. Far, far from it. But I don’t want to settle down yet. Gross!”
What’s gross is if anyone actually had the stomach to settle with you. If Kesha really wants a fat guy, I think I can hook her up with Fat Bastard though the tub of lard might mistake Kesha’s ass for leftover spareribs.
If you happen to be in Kesha’s circle and you pissed the hell outta her, don’t expect that Christmas box from her lying under your Christmas tree to be a picture frame. In an interview she did in Rolling Stone just recently, she admitted to wrapping up her enemies’ presents to show love not war in the form of dog poo.
Here’s the rest of the interview via OMG Music:
On people who have wronged her: “You know what, sometimes I’ll walk my dogs and full bags of massive dog s**t. Then I’ll wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people.”
She writes music to get back at people too: “The record is therapy. This b*tch stole my car, so I wrote a song about it called ‘Backstabber’. When I see thousands of people singing along to it I’m like, ‘Jeanie f**k you. You f**ked with the wrong b*tch.”
Kesha’s fashion sense: “If I’m in Los Angeles and I find a pile of clothes lying on the side of the street that someone plans to throw out, I’ll take it. I’m like a pirate on a treasure hunt. I think it’s way more creative. I love used clothes because they have a story to them.”
Fuck Nightmare before Christmas. This cunty white trash is the real deal. They should make a movie based on a Santa who puts dog crap in the stockings of naughty children. They should make her do her own stunt too so we can somehow get rid of this hoe.