Lady Gaga better watch her back because it turns out that she doesn’t only offend living things with her repulsive crazy-ass behavior let alone outfits, she also pisses off the dead. Imagine that. You know that you weren’t meant to be on Planet Earth when even the dead is trying to silence the living shit out of you. Via The London Evening Standard:
“A member of her touring crew told the Daily Star: “She’s been telling us all for months that she has a male spirit called Ryan who travels the world with her.
“She’s pretty terrified by this spirit, but more than anything he’s annoying her as he won’t leave her alone.”
This crazy clown whore should consult a psychic for this and make sure what kind of entity this one is. For all she knows, it might be the beef jerky she murdered and wore at the VMA’s. It’s payback bitch!
This isn’t really news-worthy but I figured you’d all want to see Lady Gaga before she became the fugly-ass monstrosity that she is today. I got to admit, she looks pretty fuckable here. She also looks like a chola who frequents co-ed sex parties and after a few beers, you’ll see swinging her panties in the air, plunging balls-deep in the sex romp.
That being said, I’d definitely hit it. Quick hand me the lotion before the image of the clown-tranny Lady Gaga pops in my head!
Because the gods hates our guts, the hermaphrodite clown fuckery called Lady Gaga is making a movie about herself. MTV is shitting that Lady Gaga’s movie would be something that looks like when Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker film vomited on the Dreamgirls movie. Some sick director named Bryan Singer, who is known for his work on the X-Men films is actually interested in this fuckery.
Some source from News of the World who’s probably been dickmatized by lady Gaga is saying that the hermaphrodite Madonna impersonator is a ‘real creative genius’ and a ‘workaholic who loves pushing the boundaries.’ That shit’s true alright. The bitch loves pushing my boundaries. There should be a law against films that may destroy the human retina. And seriously, Tom Hanks already did a retard movie. Once is enough. Here’s something to ruin everyone’s day, Lady Gaga’s tits, ass and dick getting fondled in the crowd.
Ever wondered what Lady Gaga looks like if it actually embraced the fact that it has a dick? Yep. Still equally fugly but without the assclown clothes it usually slips its slimey self into this is a big breath of fresh air. However some hoes are not believing that this is Lady Gaga on the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan.
Lady Gaga just won’t stop toying around with those hermaphrodite rumors. Now, the ever-eccentric pop star appears in drag (?) for an upcoming issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. Perez Hilton and Gaga’s stylist, Nicola Formichetti, teased the Twitterverse this morning with photos of a mysterious male model — one that happens to have a strikingly familiar profile. Formichetti credits the model as “Jo Calderone,” but he later linked out to a blog debating whether or not the mystery man is indeed Gaga.
C’mon now, who would believe this isn’t Gaga? I could recognize that nose anywhere. That’s the same nose that got smashed in this little airport incident just last week. I hope it keeps this shit up. In all honesty, it makes a more convincing guy than a chick.
Because those boots aren’t really made for walking, it kicked Lady Gaga’s ass and had her face planted and all fours this morning at the Heathrow Airport. You know it’s fuckery is getting out of hand when even the atrocious costumes it wears is coming back to bite it’s ass. No word yet if she managed to find her talent on the floor when she fell.
The walking wardrobe disaster slash ass-clown known as Lady Gaga probably thinks everybody wants to see a hermaphrodite in it’s underwear so it showed up at a Yankees game pantless and wearing just a Yankee shirt that still didn’t really cover its fug. I mean, seriously. How many queers can you find at a freakin’ baseball game? Since it was drunk and bored like a pedophile in an empty playground, it started fondling its tits in the freakin’ stadium which caused the security to ban its hermy ass for good.
NewYork Post reports:
A fuming Hal Steinbrenner informed Yankee Stadium executives that Lady Gaga is permanently banned from the team’s clubhouse after her boozy antics — including swigging whiskey and repeatedly fondling her boobs — during a visit to the house that Ruth built Friday night, sources told The Post.
The songstress and two girlfriends sauntered their way into the Bombers’ clubhouse — without team approval — and hung out for 30 minutes after the team lost to the Mets.
She showed up in the fifth-inning and threw a tantrum when she was seated in the front-row. After cursing out nearby photographers, she forced the team to move her to Jerry Seinfeld’s luxury box. Then she flipped off the Flushing crowd with both fingers after swilling beers.
So Lady Gaga was drunk off its ass at a Yankees game, groping its tits and flipping off the paps? I think this is all a scheme so security would take it in the shower while it hopes to get gangbanged. It is so predictable.
It’s about time Lady Gaga has showed it’s true colors. NO, I’m not referring to Lady Gaga’s penis ok…and nobody wants to see that, but I’m talking about the menopausal-like behavior it’s been showing to the fans it once said it would die for.
NY Post reports:
Lady Gaga continued her unladylike behavior at Asia de Cuba over the weekend. She dined with about 20 people at the Morgans Hotel restaurant dressed in a see-through gown with a nude veil. A fellow diner at a distant table slyly took her picture. “Gaga became noticeably upset, pushed her security team out of the way to confront the shutterbug and demanded he delete the photo,” said a witness. The snapper obliged and Gaga cooled off and returned to dinner.
Hm. I’m just gonna go ahead and blame it on the hormonal pills it’s been taking to complete the stage one process to womanhood. But man, who put it on the cunty bitch plan?
If you got the mad dancing skills and this really stupid idea popped in your head that you wanted to be part of Lady Gaga’s dancing crew but you happen to be David Duchovny, then you better quit that dream ‘coz apparently the eccentric troll won’t let that shit roll.
The Daily Star reports:
The Bad Romance singer has banned her dancers from having sex on tour because she wants them to “make love to her on stage”….My tour source told me: “She has made it quite clear to all her dancers they are not allowed to have sex while the tour is still going. She won’t be happy if she finds out any of them have broken the rules and it’s likely they wouldn’t be asked back. “She wants them to give 100% on stage so she doesn’t want them wasting energy on bedtime action. In saucy routines during the show she pretends to have sex with some of the dancers and wants these bits to look as real as possible. She’s a perfectionist and wants every aspect of the tour just right.” My source added: “She’s told her dancers they are married to her so they need to fully commit to the tour in every way she requests.”
For someone who shows so much flesh and panty upskirts, this hoe’s reeking of hypocrisy! I am against this selfish fuckery but when you think about it, Lady Gaga has a point. Trying to control yourself from strangling this troll with her pathetic crazy-ass costumes requires a shitload of energy alone.
Wow, Lady Gaga is looking pretty sane in these pics! I don’t see the crazies in her eyes. What’s that you say? It’s not Lady Gaga? Then who—Christina Aguilera? Damn, she’s looking pretty rough these days…what’s up with her morphing into Lady Gaga and having the mentality of Katy Perry. Yuh! *sarcasm* Who knows she’s into girls too!
Out Magazine reports:
Not only did she find herself with Stripped, but Aguilera also knows herself and is not afraid to be open about it. Her upcoming album, Bionic, features the single “Not Myself Tonight,” which includes the line “I’m kissing all the boys and all the girls.” Aguilera explains, “I don’t get to kiss all the girls and the boys, but my husband knows that I get into girls. I think it’s fun to be open and play.”
Nevertheless, Aguilera knows what this girl wants. “I don’t think I could ever really be with a woman because that’s a lot of…” Aguilera pauses. “Yeah, there’s a lot of estrogen and I’m a lot to deal with when it’s that time of the month, so I can’t imagine it times two.” She then shakes her head and adds, “And you know, I love dick. To be honest, that I cannot live without.
Cut to Christina doing sexy times with her geeky husband. Ugh. Stop it right there and thank you for ruining my craving for a big fat…cake!
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Jennifer Love Hewitt celebrated her 31st birthday last February 21 by having a costume party in her LA home with her friends dressed up as whoever they want to be dressed as. She, on the other hand, dressed like a stupid ’80s Madonna with a Lady Gaga hair bow. I have to admit it got our attention, especially that she faked posed outside her house for all the paparazzi to see and take shot of. Well, she needs all the attention she needs now that she can’t take off from what was left of her career.