Well that’s two heartbreaks in a year for me! First it was Megan Fox who tied the knot with Brian Austin Green. Now it’s my latina goddess Penelope Cruz who got hitched over the weekend with long-time boyfriend Javier Bardem. Damnit. Well I kinda think Javier’s pretty badass and he could kill me with his husky Spanish accent so I’ll let them be.
Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem have always kept their romance under the radar – and their intimate wedding was equally low-profile. Cruz, 36, and Javier Bardem, 41, exchanged vows in front of family members during a small, private ceremony held at a friend’s home in the Bahamas earlier this month, her rep confirms to PEOPLE. The bride wore a gown designed by designer John Galliano, a longtime friend of the actress.
Now if that was Tom Cruise though…it would be a different story. Let’s just say I may still end up motorboating Penelope Cruz tits.