Remember that chick who popped a snitch’s face? Yeah, that Disney chick who’s currently marinating her ass in rehab. This Demi Lovato slut just got racey pics of her leaked in Twitter and it shows her in some softcore lesbian shit! Holy Shiznit! These pics are speaking directly to my weiner!
It seems like she’s gotten ahold of The Kim Kardashian handbook to famewhoring and bitch is doing it right! Here’s the rest of Demi Lovato’s tits getting eye fucked and licked by these lesbian chicks. Now I know why Joe Jonas quit her ass.
Tik Tok! All it took was a few days after rumors about Ke$ha’s sex pics came out before somebody proved it right! Not that you’re weiners are initially drooling over her but celebrity sex scandal is strangely one of the best turn-ons in life–not counting the Verne Troyer one ofcourse!
Seen here is Ke$ha nibling on the lip of some dude while snuggling in bed, and the other one is her shaved vagina getting some TLC. It’s not bad actually. I’m surprised that despite that she looks like a homeless person who prolly doesn’t even wash her punani, it’s still wanking material for me.
Remember the Christina Aguilera pics that were leaked earlier this week? Some of you doubted it was her well boo ya motherfuckers, it is her! Not like I really care but arguments like this about almost naked chicks over a beer are what makes the rest of my weekend so listen up! Via Celebslam:
“The photos of Christina Aguilera being leaked to the press were illegally obtained by a hacker who tapped into Christina’s personal stylist’s account. The photos were taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist.”
So wait, she fucked her stylist too?? Dayum. What below-average nobody does she not fuck?
After Jessica Alba’s pregnant tits, here’s another celebitch throwing her awesome goodies in the internet for horny motherfuckers like us to drool and fap off to. You may remember this chick from the movie House Bunny and The 40-year old virgin but now we know what we’ll remember her for.
Seriously…dayumm! Take a good look at her funbags for a minute and you’ll remember it for life. You can spot those Kat Denning’s tits in a dark room or at a crowded market place in India and if we’re lucky, on my 30th birthday party in my mom’s basement.
Okay I have to say when I wished for some Jessica Alba leaked topless pics, I wasn’t expecting said wish would come in this state, since I’m not really a fan of lactating bitches but this is Jessica fucking Alba so I’ll take what I can get.
Apparently, some sources are saying these leaked naked pics were taken when she was in the first trimester of her pregnancy that she sent to husband Cash Warren. Wow, can you imagine waking up to a woman this hot, even with a belly bump? Cash, buddy, I salute you. And by salute, I meant jacking off over your wife.
This one’s for the ladies. Kanye West is mad at the media for cutting off the tip of his wang–in the pictures atleast. Just last week, leaked pictures of Kanye West dick which he sent to her Myspace hoes circulated around the internet and Gayfish immediately jumped on the computer to check out the pics, and has only this to tell the haters. Via Fab Life:
“I went to the Internet. They had the link, I went to it. Man, you cannot imagine how disappointed I was that I got cut off. … The media is scared, they’re scared of me,” he continued on Hot 97. “They knocked the nose off the Sphinx. They tried to tell you aliens built the pyramids. … People need to understand, I’m not above the people-I’m of the people. I love the people.”
You gotta love a black guy bragging about the size of his dong using metaphors. Well, since we’re doing the figure of speech game, let me go ahead and say that mine is like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, it’s long and bent sideways. Ladies, you know where to contact me.
Ahhh…finally! After a long time, we get to see another celebrity leaked naked pics! This time, it’s not your regular celebwhore, it’s Zooey Deschanel! If you’re a cheesy motherfucker like me who likes sappy movies, you’ll remember her from 500 days of Summer as the chick who fucked that guy from Inception and dumped him to move on to another dick.
I always wondered what she looked like topless, but looks like we got something even better! These are the alleged screenshots from her naked video which she sent to a boyfriend ten years back. Christmas came early this year fellas! Fap away over these Zooey Deschanel naked pics!
Despite what you think that Kanye West has a big ego but no balls, sources are reporting that he does indeed have a peen and the said peen has been circulating around the internet. Apparently, when Gayfish’s douchebaggery wasn’t as big as the roids in his ass, he crawls infront of his computer and send pictures of his peen to girls on his Myspace. Via Radar:
“One image shows a nude Kanye from the chest up, wearing sunglasses and a gold chain, while the second photo shows the singer’s genitals provocatively exposed from his boxer briefs.
“These pics have been floating around since he hit so many girls up on MySpace,” according to the source of the images. “He probably sent them to many, many women.”
Is anyone buying this shit? Well I’d say any pathetic news about Gayfish is most likely correct. The only part I don’t believe is that he sent his peen shots to girls. Other than that, yeah that’s typical Kanye West for you.
Remember those vintage Angelina Jolie bdsm pics that were leaked a month ago? Well Jennifer Aniston can throw a slumber party with her ken doll named Brad because there’s more from where that shit came from. From the unauthorized biography by Andrew Morton not only does these pics show Angelina Jolie on the bed with a criss-cross black tape covering her nipples, you get to see a piece of her ass in a thong!
I’m not sure what fuckery went down in these pics or more importantly who tooks these shots but unless someone steps his foot forward and own responsibility, I’m gonna go ahead and think that Jennifer Aniston traveled back a few years ago in a time machine, put on a wig and a moustache and sweet talked Angelina Jolie into this with her knife collection story. What? You got somethin’ better?
Sure we all know gay people are a threat to the society in their own way but some are just creepier and more sex-crazed than others. So who cares if the horny twink got his face almost got erased from this world by a rabid tiger 7 years ago? Apparently that won’t stop his pervy hands from groping an employee. Heck, nothing won’t! Siegfried and Roy’s former employee ran and cried to The National Enquirer telling everybody he was attacked by a rabid beast with rapey hands who goes by the name of Roy Horn. Raul, fine I just made up the name but he sounds like a Raul so let’s just call him that, claims that he was sexually harassed by Roy for 2 years since the time he started working there in May of 2008. Raul said that he’s already started to file a civil suit at Roy and elaborated the details on how Roy Horny sexually attacked him like a hyena in mating season.
Raul said that he has made clear to both Siegfried and Roy that he doesn’t roll like that when they first showed sexual advances towards him but he went on to say, “Siegfried backed off when I made it plain that I was straight and not interested, but Roy did not”, also adding that Roy’s unwanted illegal sex shit got worse and frequent that he ‘felt degraded and abused’. So Raul thought it would be cool if he would record that shit and use it for evidence against him. Seen here in the screenshot is Roy putting an employee in a headlock with one arm while forcing him to his crotch. On another shot, Roy gropes the employee freely like he was taking a stroll at a fruit market. I don’t know, something in the milk ain’t clean. Raul is saying he’s worked there for two years and during that time has been harassed a shit ton of times but he never quit? How is he related to the Russian baby mama Oksana? I’m not a twink advocate but I’m just saying, if you don’t like your boss fondling your bits, quit. Otherwise shut up and take the check. That’s what I say to my secretary.