Justin Timberlake took a break from getting strap-on dildoed in the ass by Jessica Biel to boink Olivia Munn. Reports are saying Olivia didn’t want to bump privates with Justin as long as he’s still with Jessica which led him to give her the typical ‘naw, we broke up’ sign. Via Us Weekly:
Believing he had left Biel and that her relationship with Timberlake might develop into something serious, Munn took him to her hotel, the Gansevoort Park Avenue NYC, Sept. 27 and 28, where “they were openly affectionate,” the insider adds. The insider tells Us the two “had amazing sex” that night.
Well seriously, I’m surprised on how much I don’t care about the fucky times these two twats had. What I want to know is how Jessica Biel will bust Olivia Munn’s ass with her biceps! I think these two should settle this in the best way possible. I’m thinking clothes off in a mud fight arena with dildoes, or am I being too subtle?
I don’t know how anyone could get to be this selfish. I can’t believe that for two years, someone sat on a tape that shows Megan Fox pussy…well, almost pussy peek. It actually shows the ex-Transformers star’s sweet bush. It happened back in 2008 at an FHM lingerie shoot.
I’ve got the pics and since I am a kind master, Im gonna go ahead and post all the shit I’ve got of the said photoshoot just incase you motherfuckers need more wanking material for your day. Here’s Megan Fox ‘s ultimate hotness in sexy boner-inducing lingerie while flaunting her body and throwing her pubic area out there. This, of all shit, shouldn’t be locked in anyone’s attic darnit!
While some daughters try to make their parents proud by studying to be a doctor, or preparing to be a beauty pageant or be the first woman to be on the moon, Montana Fishburne had something else in mind. Because what better way to make your father want to put a shotgun in his mouth than getting a career in the porn industry behind his back?
That’s what Laurence Fishburne aka Morpheus in Matrix is probably wanting to do right now after learning that her daughter Montana Fishburne is an aspiring pornstar who goes by the screen name Chippy D. Asked about what his dad thinks during an interview the ebony chick said, “[My dad] is very upset. I heard that he’s mad at me but I haven’t spoken to him yet. I feel pretty confident that I can work things out with him.” I’m not sure but I think she may have been dropped on her head when she was a baby because she also added, “I think he wants to support me in everything I do, and though he sees this now as a negative, I believe in time he will view it as a positive.” While I think this is a big bowl of WTF, after being spoon-fed with news about Mel Gibson, Dina and Michael Loham, this is the closest to good news we got about parenting today.
Apparently, the producers of the upcoming Linda Lovelace biography-like movie called Inferno aren’t committing a mass suicide after all because recent reports say that a certain chick called Sarah Scott is replacing Lindsay Lohan which means a) we don’t get to see a freckled ginge going full frontal, b) we don’t get to witness said ginge romancing(or deepthroating) a dog and c)we get to keep our sanity. The Fab Life is saying that the filming was scheduled in August but since Lindsay Lohan’s ass is currently marinating itself in rehab for 90 days, the production can’t start shit, thanks to Hoehan’s booze and meth-loving ways.
According to TMZ, a source that knows stuff about Lindsay’s case, says the ginge carpet-muncher is not only addicted to vaginas, she also wuvs her some methamphetamine and opiates. Poor Lindsay thought Inferno was going to be her big break from all this mess. Oh but fear not, Lilo fanatics (I’m talking to the two of you), I doubt that Dina Lohan would take all this rejection lying down with a dildo in her mouth. I’m sure while I’m typing this, she’s plotting Plan 278 after finding out that her daughter was kicked out of a cock-sucking movie. You know that could break a mother’s heart into a million pieces.
If you happen to be the perv who took Megan Fox naked pics, then pray that she doesn’t find out because she will cut you like a bitch and give you all kinds of physical pain. I mean not really because of the naked shots, but by not taking her acting skills seriously…or atleast that’s how it sounded like in her interview for Allure magazine.
“If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm — physical harm,” Fox told Allure. “I’m not a f—ing reality-TV star that’s courting the paparazzi and wants my f—ing picture taken all the time. I’m at my job and I’m trying to play a character and I’m trying to be serious, and this is the sh– that’s happening to me. It makes me furious.” (Clearly.)
Other things that make Fox’s dislikes list include industry events and compliments.
As for industry events, Fox said, “Everyone blows sunshine up everyone else’s ass.” Which brings her to that thing about compliments: “I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I’m talented or people think I’m going to be a movie star. I always feel that it’s forced and fake.”
I’m sorry I’m having a hard time deciphering whatever the hell she said in that interview ‘coz I’m really curious about what she meant by giving the horny culprit physical pain. If it involves a whip, some handcuffs and candle wax I will step forward and claim my prize! I’ll take her acting very seriously, I promise! Wait. This is the same girl who did Transformers and Jennifer Body, right? Huh.
From a butchy taco to a skinny oyster, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly found another carpet muncher(the blonde chick above) that she can hook up with, break up with and stalk through hell and back.
New York Post reports:
Klinko said the pair are good for each other. “Lindsay and Indrani have been seeing each other since we shot her last fall,” he said. “I’ve seen them on dates, I have seen them making out . . . Indrani is a good influence on Lindsay. She is the opposite of a party girl — a Princeton graduate, she’s into art and is a philanthropist — not what you’d expect the typical girl for Lindsay to go out with. “When they are together, they talk about art and the deeper meaning in life.”
Why does this smell like raw lesbian publicity to me? Lindsay wants to talk about art and the deeper meaning in life? That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day! The only art Lindsay is probably trying to tell her new piece is how one time she went down on a chick in an art museum.
Brazilian hot model and this week’s Sunday Babe Herika Noronha is further proof that there’s definitely something in the water over there that makes people this hot. Or maybe in one of their rainforests there’s a tree that just bares supermodel fruit that they harvest once every 2 years and set them out into the world. Not much is writen about this hot babe, but she has done a few adverts and magazine covers here and there, so I’m hoping she gets noticed a lot more after this.
Victoria’s Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr is still dodging engagement rumors between her and Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom despite the fact that the two have been together for sometime now and have already met each other’s parents. No one knows what is holding the couple up from walking down the aisle. Except maybe perhaps they haven’t decided in their pre-nup who should be the pretty one. Call me bias, but I think Miranda definitely deserves the title. I mean just look at these super hot lingerie pics. I’d like to see Orly pull that off. On second thought, I don’t.
Singer, actress, TV host, DVD star, calendar girl, and all-over hot stuff Vida Guerra has done it all. The Cuban-born hottie has led a pretty interesting life since entering showbiz after appearing in FHM in 2002. Since then, her phone was stolen and nude pics of her friend were faked with her head and consequently cost her a recording contract. But she rebounded a year when she appeared officially naked in Playboy. For now, she’s still flying low under the radar, but something tells me that won’t be for long.
Discovered by a model scout when she was just 14 years old while shopping with her mother, one look at our Sunday Babe Landi Swanepoel was enough to convince that scout that she was made for modeling. Good thing she Landi agreed to it, or else the world would’ve been denied this beautiful face and hot body. Since then, she’s been a print model for a Guess campaign and appeared in adverts as diverse as from Chanel to Land Rover. In February of this year, she made a splash by appearing in Maxim Magazine’s swimsuit issue. Often compared to a young Brigitte Bardot, this sexy babe will surely go even higher in the modeling industry.