Date Posted: August 5, 2010 - 9:51 pm by: Paris

Since Oksana Grigorieva’s evil money-humping ways has found a home in one of the more well-known gossip columns, she is now once again putting out a fuckery about how Mel Gibson doesn’t want to see the shadow of a psychiatric exam despite documents that says Mr.Blowjob is indeed in anger management. Radar is saying that Oksana is trying clear it out that she demanded Mel to see a professional to make sure he isn’t going to harm their baby Lucia. The source also went ahead and said that Oksana was supposedly going to walk away with $20 million but didn’t sign off the final deal because of the absence of the documents.

So okay, let me get this straight. Oksana refused money that could have been used for her and baby Lucia’s security should Mel Gibson finally snaps and takes it out on her ass all because she didn’t see a document that says Mel isn’t really crazy after all? This whole mess is more confusing than we all thought! Here I thought Oksana was just a regular gold-digger but I was wrong. Somebody make sure this isn’t a code she’s putting out. There are Russian spies who walk among us! This bitch might be one of them!

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Date Posted: August 5, 2010 - 12:00 am by: Paris
Categories: Katy Perry

Not to be seen as an already senile magazine whose taste in cover-worthy people is down the drain, Rolling Stone featured Katy Perry’s tits on the cover of their latest issue. The singer of the hit song California Girl is seen not wearing rubber bikinis or whatever latex monstrosity on the bed, but instead, wearing matching pink panties and bra that shows her bountiful goodies. In the magazine, she also talks about her younger years being raised by ultra-conservative religious parents. She also talked about eggs, tongues and lucky charms.

On speaking in tongues and their parents having this gift:

“Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as ‘Pass the salt.’ It’s a secret, direct prayer language to God. A lot of religions use meditation or chanting. It’s a secret, direct prayer language to God.

On how her mom is term-sensitive with eggs and why she wasn’t allowed to eat lucky charms:

“I wasn’t ever able to say I was ‘lucky’ because my mother would rather us say that we were blessed, and she also didn’t like that lucky sounded like Lucifer. Deviled eggs were called ‘angeled’ eggs. I wasn’t allowed to eat Lucky Charms, but I think that was the sugar. I think my mom lied to me about that one.”

Well, just in case she wants to know, I also have a gift of tongue, ask the girls I bring home to my basement every night.  We can discuss it anytime, just give me a call. In the meantime, ‘ya did good Rolling Stone, ‘ya did good.

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Date Posted: July 26, 2010 - 2:48 am by: Paris
Categories: Miranda Kerr

It’s a slow boring day today and it just makes sense that I post an equally boring post. Miranda Kerr and Orlando MiranBloom has gotten married over the weekend to who the heck cares where and now the two is currently bumping privates on their honeymoon.

People reports:

“David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together,” Kerr’s statement says. “I’m very much a part of the David Jones Family and I am very committed to my role. I am enormously grateful to David Jones to have been given this time to enjoy such a special moment in my life.”

Geeze…you’d find more life in an empty milk carton than that announcement. All I can say is fuck you Orlando Bloom! Now everytime I see Miranda Kerr lingerie pics I can’t help but think that you got your filthy elf paws all over her body. Lucky bastard…

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Date Posted: May 3, 2010 - 10:20 pm by: Paris
Categories: Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn strips down to her lingerie again, this time for the June 2010 issue of FHM UK. Enjoy!

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Date Posted: April 25, 2010 - 2:00 am by: Paris
Categories: Naya Rivera

She plays the scorchingly hot cheerleader/glee club member in Glee, and today she let’s us see what else she can do aside from acting, singing, and dancing. Here’s Naya Rivera, heating up our screens with her lingerie pics for a Maxim photoshoot.

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Date Posted: April 17, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris
Categories: Candice Swanepoel

Model Candice Swanepoel steps out of her lingerie duties from Victoria’s Secret and does some more lingerie duties for GQ. She covers GQ’s May 2010 issue.

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Date Posted: March 21, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris
Categories: Gia Allemand

Gia Allemand was one of the girls who vied for the attention of the latest Bachelor, Jake Pavelka. Unfortunately, he didn’t choose her. Well, obviously, Jake hasn’t seen how hot Gia is in lingeries and bikinis, because well, if you can see, you wouldn’t miss out a chance to bang this hottie if she comes up to your room looking like this. That’s too bad for Jake, and good for us, because here she is to sizzle our Sundays with her hot sexy pics!

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Date Posted: March 20, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris
Categories: Amanda Seyfried

Amanda Seyfried laces up and covers the April 2010 issue of Esquire Magazine. The young star, who got naked for her new movie Chloe, looked hot and fresh in just lingerie with her sexy figure that she achieved through a raw-food diet.

She reveals on the issue, “I’m on a raw-food diet. It’s intense. And sort of awful. Yesterday for lunch? Spinach. Just spinach. Spinach and some seeds.”

Well, the “awful” diet has paid off, I must say. Her body has never looked this good in her six years in tinseltown.

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Date Posted: March 3, 2010 - 3:08 am by: Paris
Categories: Alessandra Ambrosio

Victoria’s Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio, and her cardboard twin sister was in Soho yesterday in New York City for the launch of Body by Victoria Collection. Well, this isn’t exactly news, but I was just a little disappointed the Brazilian supermodel was in jeans and shirt. Ah, hello, you’re selling lingerie!

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Date Posted: February 17, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris
Categories: Megan Fox

Here’s Megan Fox in W magazine, and as usual the Jennifer Body star looked ridiculously hot. In the magazine, Megan pointed out how she looks like a “Vargas Girl” in a lingerie, and how she felt envious of those women who looks classy in their undies. She said:

There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn’t necessarily provoke a pinup image. But with me it does, immediately, as soon as I’m in underwear. I’m a Vargas girl. So they were really conscious of that on set, trying to make sure that it didn’t look like we were doing a Victoria’s Secret campaign or a men’s magazine. They wanted it to look like fashion. Which is hard to do with me.

Well, that’s because you are way too hot, Megan. That even when you use a garbage bag as a dress, people will still find you sexy. That’s how hot you are.

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